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DaytonBuck

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Is there a girl over the age of 22 that doesn't have an ex boyfriend who was the biggest asshole in the world, broke her heart, and irrevocably ruined her forever?

Are women being dramatic? Is this something they hold onto forever? No joke, you could probably trade the same story with 40 out of 50 of women you'd meet on a saturday night in columbus. Is there some biological imperative to focus on the negative?

I'm at least near the middle innings were I'll ever inquire about past relationships. Women will bring that up while the starter is closing out the top of the first.
 
DaytonBuck;911867; said:
Is there a girl over the age of 22 that doesn't have an ex boyfriend who was the biggest asshole in the world, broke her heart, and irrevocably ruined her forever?
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In short: NO

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Are women being dramatic? Is this something they hold onto forever?
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Yes and yes.

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No joke, you could probably trade the same story with 40 out of 50 of women you'd meet on a saturday night in columbus.
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The ratio is likely much higher

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Is there some biological imperative to focus on the negative?
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absolutely

DaytonBuck;911867; said:
I'm at least near the middle innings were I'll ever inquire about past relationships. Women will bring that up while the starter is closing out the top of the first.
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Relationship baseball. Love it
 
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Only half of my past relationships have the ladies had an ex who was a complete asshole, so it can happen. Of course I should have done a post relationship poll just to see if those figures had changed as a result of me. :wink:


J/K I'm still good friends with all my ex GF's.
 
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DaytonBuck;911867; said:
Is there a girl over the age of 22 that doesn't have an ex boyfriend who was the biggest asshole in the world, broke her heart, and irrevocably ruined her forever?

Are women being dramatic? Is this something they hold onto forever? No joke, you could probably trade the same story with 40 out of 50 of women you'd meet on a saturday night in columbus. Is there some biological imperative to focus on the negative?

I'm at least near the middle innings were I'll ever inquire about past relationships. Women will bring that up while the starter is closing out the top of the first.
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That's why I married my wife when she was 20 :p :wink:
 
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Dear Dayton Buck,

Funny, you are using the same fucking theme my friend, Cincibuck, has employed in the novel he's just about finished writing. It's based on high school and college life in Dayton (!!) and Columbus in the sixties. Further more he's been working on the fucker for about six fucking years now, so just keep screwing around with his premise and see if you don't wind up with the handle bars of your 10 speed in bed with you. (I'm assuming you don't own a horse.) Consider this an offer you can't refuse.

Cincibuck's friend,
Tony Soprano
 
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