So...But Thread

[AJHawkfan]

But now it's tomorrow, so there are only 44 days until the season starts.

So, I got my quarterly bonus check yesterday...

 

[BB73]

But I spent it all on beer and hookers.

So now there's no money left for football tickets..

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

But I spent it all on beer and hookers.

So now there's no money left for football tickets..

But at least I got drunk and laid.

So it burns when I pee....

 

[Buckeye86]

So it burns when I pee....

But at least I got drunk and laid.

So I'm going to the doctors tomorrow...

 

[AJHawkfan]

But I can't help but wonder if he'll bleach my cornhole while I'm there.

So, I'm going to buy myself a new garage door and opener this weekend.

 

[scooter1369]

But I can't help but wonder if he'll bleach my cornhole while I'm there.

So, I'm going to buy myself a new garage door and opener this weekend.

But I'll try not to drive through this one..

So, Pam Anderson married Kid Rock.

 

[AJHawkfan]

So, Pam Anderson married Kid Rock.

But I wonder when the honeymoon video will be released, I mean "stolen"....

So, how many damn American Idol ripoff shows can they possibly put on the air at any one time?

 

[scooter1369]

So, how many damn American Idol ripoff shows can they possibly put on the air at any one time?

But tell me you wouldn't poke Dana on Rockstar...

So, Tommy Lee has a new band.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

But tell me you wouldn't poke Dana on Rockstar...

So, Tommy Lee has a new band.

But they won't let him use his penis as one of the drum sticks


So, he's thinking about doing porn instead.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

But they won't let him use his penis as one of the drum sticks


So, he's thinking about doing porn instead.

but the open sores on his penis might put a damper on that career move

so he's flying to mexico to find a cure.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

so he's flying to Mexico to find a cure.

but Ron only has one VD, seventeen less than Tommy Lee.

So, I forgot to put a "so" statement on this one...

 

[BB73]

so he's flying to mexico to find a cure.

But while in Mexico he decided he had to have sex with the woman that screws horses on stage, to see how she would compare him to the horse.

So he fell in love with a woman that he found accommodating...

 

[AJHawkfan]

But while in Mexico he decided he had to have sex with the woman that screws horses on stage, to see how she would compare him to the horse.

So he fell in love with a woman that he found accommodating...

But it turns out the woman was actually a horse....or Sarah Jessica Parker.

So, it looks like Joel Siegel won't be reviewing anymore of BP posts.

 

[Zurp]

But it turns out the woman was actually a horse....or Sarah Jessica Parker.

So, it looks like Joel Siegel won't be reviewing anymore of BP posts.

But that won't stop me from shaving my eyebrows.

So, this one time, at band camp...