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Snakes in the throne

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ArtilleryBuck

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So...as if the rocket and mortar attacks weren't enough, we now have to deal with these. These pics were taken at FOB Salerno a few weeks ago.

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ArtilleryBuck;1466006; said:
So...as if the rocket and mortar attacks weren't enough, we now have to deal with these. These pics were taken at FOB Salerno a few weeks ago.
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AB, be sure to look under the rim before you sit, boet. The buggers hide under there. I only saw the first one after I flushed. Once, even after flushing, the bugger didn't show himself. The only way is to put a mirror on a broomstick or something so you can look under the rim.

The bloody last thing you want is to explain how you lost your family jewels in Afghanistan. Take care.
 
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Dookie

So I was going in to take my morning Dookie. I had my sports page and I was in no rush and wanted to take some time and just let go. Much to my surprise, I felt something kind of squiggly and I thought to myself, "self, something is odd here." But I continued to go and since last night was "mas tequila" night at my fave pub, I thought it must be that. But then, something brushed the jewels and I said, holy crap batman! So then I get concerned and just about then two fangs hit the jewels and then again my buns. I jumped up and suddely the venom takes over and I fall to the floor and can't move. Just as I was about to black out I hear a voice from outside the bathroom say, "Damn, someone died in there!"

I wonder if anyone would suck out the venom to be a good samaritan?:(
 
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Steve19;1466113; said:
AB, be sure to look under the rim before you sit, boet. The buggers hide under there. I only saw the first one after I flushed. Once, even after flushing, the bugger didn't show himself. The only way is to put a mirror on a broomstick or something so you can look under the rim.

The bloody last thing you want is to explain how you lost your family jewels in Afghanistan. Take care.
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This is good advice. When you're pinching a loaf, the only thing doing any pinching down there should be your anus.
 
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