Restore it pussy......I missed it.
I suppose this is a good as time as any to tell this story.
Last year, when all the Longhorn fans were in town, we were at a bar on Thursday night and there were some Texans there. They had their cowboy hats on with their boots, and being loud. My buddy walked over and said "Do you guys know whats wrong with Texas?" they all looked very interested, like he was going to say something profound.....as a group, they replied "No, what?"
He said "It is full of Texans"
I still dont know why, but I think that is fucking hilarious.