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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

Michigan's Jim Harbaugh plans to attend court hearing​

Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh said he plans to attend a court hearing Friday where a judge will hear arguments on whether to grant a restraining order that would nullify the Big Ten's three-game suspension of the coach.

"I'm going to talk on Friday," Harbaugh said. "I'm just looking forward to that opportunity -- due process. I'm not looking for special treatment, not looking for a popularity contest, just looking for the merit of what the case is."
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Harbaugh said he wasn't sure whether he would have the opportunity to state his case in front of the judge, but he does intend to be there in person.

"I've always felt like it'd be cool to get up there and thunder away at a jury like Tom Cruise in 'A Few Good Men' or be a judge. Alas, I did not go to law school," he said. "This will be the first time I've ever really been in this situation."
I’m sure he gained some insight from all of those Judge Judy shows he attended.
 
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"I'm going to talk on Friday," Harbaugh said. "I'm just looking forward to that opportunity -- due process. I'm not looking for special treatment, not looking for a popularity contest, just looking for the merit of what the case is."

I wonder if this simpleton understands what "under oath" means? I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure letting your emotionally unhinged client talk under oath, when you know he's guilty as sin and they can prove it, is a suboptimal strategy.
 
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I wonder if this simpleton understands what "under oath" means? I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure letting your emotionally unhinged client talk under oath, when you know he's guilty as sin and they can prove it, is a suboptimal strategy.
Look up the George Burch case. Special place in hell for this guy btw. His defense team put an electric shock system under his suit, so if he got emotional on the stand, they would ”zap” him. Didn’t work.
 
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Look up the George Burch case. Special place in hell for this guy btw. His defense team put an electric shock system under his suit, so if he got emotional on the stand, they would ”zap” him. Didn’t work.

You'd have to electrocute this dumb sonofabitch to shut him up.

Zero doubt in my mind.
 
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Michigan's Jim Harbaugh plans to attend court hearing​

Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh said he plans to attend a court hearing Friday where a judge will hear arguments on whether to grant a restraining order that would nullify the Big Ten's three-game suspension of the coach.

"I'm going to talk on Friday," Harbaugh said. "I'm just looking forward to that opportunity -- due process. I'm not looking for special treatment, not looking for a popularity contest, just looking for the merit of what the case is."
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Harbaugh said he wasn't sure whether he would have the opportunity to state his case in front of the judge, but he does intend to be there in person.

"I've always felt like it'd be cool to get up there and thunder away at a jury like Tom Cruise in 'A Few Good Men' or be a judge. Alas, I did not go to law school," he said. "This will be the first time I've ever really been in this situation."
What could possibly go wrong
 
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I wonder if this simpleton understands what "under oath" means? I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure letting your emotionally unhinged client talk under oath, when you know he's guilty as sin and they can prove it, is a suboptimal strategy.
Once Harbaugh tells the judge Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55 they will have no choice but to dismiss all charges.
 
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