SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[lowbuck]

From the top rope....

I think the analogy he was looking for was "you cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

 

[lowbuck]

Patiently waiting for the Harbaugh potato salad haverst memes. TIA!

 

[NFBuck]

Day one, and Harbaugh stuck to some pretty boilerplate coachspeak at his press conference. Meds and/or Tard Wranger, you win this round, but I eagerly await Tuesday.

I'd like to float a new theory...

 

[Drubuck]

Patiently waiting for the Harbaugh potato salad haverst memes. TIA!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Just strolling down memory lane and I do have to give Simple Jim credit. He has brought them back to the point where they don't have to give away tickets to get people to come watch them lose to Minnesota.



Click through and enjoy a gallery of little brown jug sadness that will get your day off to a schadenfreude powered happy start

https://deadspin.com/here-is-a-sad-gallery-of-sad-sad-michigan-fans-1639930951

 

[lowbuck]

Tickets go for two 1 liters of coke there? Even for the The Game??

 

[mattynokes]

Why I haven't shared this yet, I don't know...

At my family's Christmas party in '95 I got a box set of Absolute Playoff football cards. My college-age cousins, seeing an opportunity for hilarity, went through some of the cards and picked out players with hard to pronounce names for a kid. Then they got to this card...

"Har-bag, Har-bowg..." and I kept getting it wrong. Accidentally, I let a "Har-bitch" slip out. My cousins then bust up laughing and my dad is not impressed with what they got a 10-year old to say. Looking back, I don't think I pronounced it wrong. At all.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Why I haven't shared this yet, I don't know...

At my family's Christmas party in '95 I got a box set of Absolute Playoff football cards. My college-age cousins, seeing an opportunity for hilarity, went through some of the cards and picked out players with hard to pronounce names for a kid. Then they got to this card...

"Har-bag, Har-bowg..." and I kept getting it wrong. Accidentally, I let a "Har-bitch" slip out. My cousins then bust up laughing and my dad is not impressed with what they got a 10-year old to say. Looking back, I don't think I pronounced it wrong. At all.

Har-tard would have been better but you were only 10.

 

[gmen6981]

I think the analogy he was looking for was "you cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

Nervous birds.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Hstead]

 

[Cratylus]

I believe THIS is what you're looking for:

 

[alexhortdog95]

I hope that guy who irons Jim-bo's Khaki's has stain remover for the stream of piss that is probably going down his leg right now...

 

[heisman]

Enjoy 0-5, because 0-6 cometh.