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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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You asshole. I'm at work laughing out loud at this, and then had to minimize the page when my boss asked me what's going on...
 
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So, a year later, I finally watched their "All or Nothing" Amazon series. Couple things...

  • Harbrau is a painfully awkward person. His individual interactions with his players are seriously cringe-inducing 90% of the time
  • Don Brown is a monsterous douchebag. He has the "cantankerous, old-school coach" persona down, but seeing how they get shredded in any game of importance, it's clear the guy is a fraud.
  • Wilton Speight looks like a guy you'd see working at a cell-phone kiosk at the mall, and he's a douchebag
  • John O'Korn had the most over-inflated sense of self-worth of almost anyone I've ever seen, and is also a douchebag
  • Pep Hamilton looked like he did not want to be there.
  • Did I mention harbrau is painfully awkward? No wonder their recruiting isn't where they all thought it would be. The fucking guy looks like he has no clue how to relate to or interact with college students.
  • I'm pretty sure Harbrau owns one pair of pants and about 2 or 3 shirts.
  • Harbrau was hired with the reputation of being intense and a master motivator. Whether he's since been medicated, or thinks he has to tone it down for college kids, I'm not sure, but his motivational strategy seems to be clapping and saying "alright, fellas, lets...you know...win this game!" And he shows very little fire at all.
  • I hope harbrau never leaves.
 
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NFBuck said:
So, a year later, I finally watched their "All or Nothing" Amazon series. Couple things...

  • Harbrau is a painfully awkward person. His individual interactions with his players are seriously cringe-inducing 90% of the time
  • Don Brown is a monsterous douchebag. He has the "cantankerous, old-school coach" persona down, but seeing how they get shredded in any game of importance, it's clear the guy is a fraud.
  • Wilton Speight looks like a guy you'd see working at a cell-phone kiosk at the mall, and he's a douchebag
  • John O'Korn had the most over-inflated sense of self-worth of almost anyone I've ever seen, and is also a douchebag
  • Pep Hamilton looked like he did not want to be there.
  • Did I mention harbrau is painfully awkward? No wonder their recruiting isn't where they all thought it would be. The fucking guy looks like he has no clue how to relate to or interact with college students.
  • I'm pretty sure Harbrau owns one pair of pants and about 2 or 3 shirts.
  • Harbrau was hired with the reputation of being intense and a master motivator. Whether he's since been medicated, or thinks he has to tone it down for college kids, I'm not sure, but his motivational strategy seems to be clapping and saying "alright, fellas, lets...you know...win this game!" And he shows very little fire at all.
  • I hope harbrau never leaves.
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As I've said before; Harbaugh is 10% Aspergers, 90% garden-variety weirdo. I should know; I have Aspergers myself. For some of you, at this point, I have to say "no, I'm not kidding". For others (most maybe), I'm belaboring the obvious.

As a fellow Aspergian (Aspie, Asp-hole, Ass-burger) I know for a fact that it gets worse when there are toxins or irritants in your environment.

They should check Simple Jim's house for radon

...and mold

...and nuclear waste
 
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DaddyBigBucks said:
As I've said before; Harbaugh is 10% Aspergers, 90% garden-variety weirdo. I should know; I have Aspergers myself. For some of you, at this point, I have to say "no, I'm not kidding". For others (most maybe), I'm belaboring the obvious.

As a fellow Aspergian (Aspie, Asp-hole, Ass-burger) I know for a fact that it gets worse when there are toxins or irritants in your environment.

They should check Simple Jim's house for radon

...and mold

...and nuclear waste
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And Penn State fans.

Oh.....maybe that's just me.
 
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Jake said:
This is after beating Rutgers. Rutgers! :slappy:

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Lulz. This originated (or at least became public) before the 2016 season. Since then:

2016 - 3 loss season. 3rd in B1G East. Ends season with 3 losses in last 4 games. "The Spot" breaks Jimmy. Lose bowl game.
2017 - 5 loss season. 4th in B1G East. Ends season with 5 losses in last 9 games. Loss to the good guys at home. Lose bowl game.
2018 - 3 loss season. T-1st in BIG East*. Ends season with 2 consecutive losses. Lose the Game in literal historic manner. Lose Bowl game.
2019 - Snatch victory from jaws of defeat versus a service academy. Get boatraced by Bucky.

Any reasonable person would have tried to bury the catch phrase that has became adopted by opponents as a huge joke. Not our Jimmy, he busts it out after beating up on a team that had decided to fire their coach weeks ago. Give this man a lifetime contract please.


* - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
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Ryan36_1 said:
Lulz. This originated (or at least became public) before the 2016 season. Since then:

2016 - 3 loss season. 3rd in B1G East. Ends season with 3 losses in last 4 games. "The Spot" breaks Jimmy. Lose bowl game.
2017 - 5 loss season. 4th in B1G East. Ends season with 5 losses in last 9 games. Loss to the good guys at home. Lose bowl game.
2018 - 3 loss season. T-1st in BIG East*. Ends season with 2 consecutive losses. Lose the Game in literal historic manner. Lose Bowl game.
2019 - Snatch victory from jaws of defeat versus a service academy. Get boatraced by Bucky.
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PSA

They have averaged 3.6 losses per season for the last 40 years.

It's who they are.
 
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Oh8ch said:
Chris Ash lost 31 previous games coaching Rutgers, but it wasn't until he lost to THIS Michigan team that they felt compelled to fire him.


Just sayin....
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charlohiottean said:
I know it’s small of me but,

I’m smiling thinking how getting slammed by TTUN was the last straw. AD says, ”We lost 52 zip to THOSE GUYS? Bye Chris.”

edit: I do also agree with what Nigel said about him.
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I had already filed a trademark request on this idea. You’ll be hearing from my The™ lawyers. Good day sir.
 
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