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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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I invite Harbaugh because I can shoot the fucker stone dead once I get him in the house, then come up with pretty much any story I want to about how we went nuts and made me fear for my family safety and keep my happy ass out of jail for it.

Worse comes to worse I'll sprinkle some crack on him but I'm pretty confident I could avoid charges.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I invite Harbaugh because I can shoot the fucker stone dead once I get him in the house, then come up with pretty much any story I want to about how we went nuts and made me fear for my family safety and keep my happy ass out of jail for it.

Worse comes to worse I'll sprinkle some crack on him but I'm pretty confident I could avoid charges.
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I'm at a complete loss here, why in the world would you want this guy dead? He's pure gold comedy, and bound to bring that program to its knees once again, while making those fools think he's going to take them to the promised land. This guy shouldn't be killed he should be propped up like Cardboard Joe until the bitter end.
 
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Nigel Tufnel said:
I'm at a complete loss here, why in the world would you want this guy dead? He's pure gold comedy, and bound to bring that program to its knees once again, while making those fools think he's going to take them to the promised land. This guy shouldn't be killed he should be propped up like Cardboard Joe until the bitter end.
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You mean reasons other than the fact he wears a block M hat?
 
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Nigel Tufnel said:
Yeah. He's gonna lead that fanbase to hell. You're losing your touch if you don't want to see the fail and subsequent gnashing of teeth from the dumbest fanbase in America.
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I used to think they would be fun to watch meltdown when the realization hit them that he wasn't able to save them.

Now I realize they are too stupid, too delusional and just too far gone.

They'd be swinging from the new guys nut sack in no time.
 
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BigWoof31 said:
Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



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Marry Saban, Kill Harbaugh and boff your wife.

Or did I misunderstand the question?
 
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Hell even MGoBlowers have picked up on the spectrum aspect.

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Bingo. I honestly don't think
Bingo.

I honestly don't think Harbaugh is that self-aware, in the context that his self image isn't that important to him. He is a robot programmed to compete and win. I honestly think he may be on the spectrum somewhere.
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you think?
He played baseball by himself for 10 hours straight when he was a kid. More than once.

Aspie confirmed.
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http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/facetious-title-rutgers-defeats-harbaugh-wins-war-steve-politi

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I don't know if the isolation is the end all be all confirmation, though. I know a lot of kids that prefer to be alone because they're just very introverted. I'm alluding to more of the "single track" mind that allows him to seemingly only see one thing, as well as his social abilities. Many comment (and laugh) at the awkwardness of his social skills and ability to recognize cues or context. Hell, the man doesn't like people using animal analogies, likely because he doesn't see the logic in doing so.
He tends to operate in "absolutes," which definitely is a sign.
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jwinslow said:
1) Saban suddenly became a lot more tolerable when osu hired urban. He's not blameless but ruthlessness is a shared trait.

2) I could actually talk to Saban. I'm not sure if Jim would be present in the conversation despite the eye contact. Oh the eye contact.

3) the dinner with Saban is also not going to make the news. Jim can't do anything without an audience.

I'd be tempted to go Jim just for the spectacle.
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I tend to agree with this. Regardless of my opinion of him, I think Saban would be polite and cordial while he was a guest in your home.
 
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BigWoof31 said:
I tend to agree with this. Regardless of my opinion of him, I think Saban would be polite and cordial while he was a guest in your home.
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I doubt he'll be warning me of the dangers of the HUNH offense during dinner. He might talk about all of the unsavory, dangerous types I might encounter at harbaugh's wild camps though.
 
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BigWoof31 said:
Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



WHAT DO YOU DO
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This really isn't even a contest.
While we like to fancy ourselves as the primary challenger to Saban's dynasty... Alabama isn't our rival.
While I'm not a fan of how Saban has done business over the years, I wouldn't fear for my child's health and safety down there either.

That said, if he was seeking on my advice to narrow down scUM or Bama... I'd keep scUM around. Let him meet Harbaugh. Video tape it even (does OH require consent?). The guy is a certified lunatic... Saban would certainly be a far more formidable challenger for a kid with NFL gold fever.
 
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I would go with Saban every time. I would love to know what he says to kids and parents during a visit. He is the best recruiter of the last 6-7 years. How does he convince all of these kids to play for him? To get a little piece of the answer would be great. Though we may run the risk of being hypnotized and walking around like zombies saying roll tide for the rest of our lives.
 
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