Siena Trash

[BuckyBalls]

Naturally. Or in a coma. I dated a chick in a coma once. The sex was great. When the nurses weren't around I'd climb on top of here. When I got off, she almost came to.

Seemed like a good place to inject some Rodney jokes

I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint
My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said "why should I you never put out for me".
I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
If it weren't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

 

[BB73]

My wife likes to have sex in the back seat of a moving car. But she wants me to drive.

 

[Best Buckeye]

My wife likes to have sex in the back seat of a moving car. But she wants me to drive.

That wouldn't be bad except when you keep turning around to watch us.

 

[JCOSU86]

My wife likes to talk during sex. Last Saturday she called me from a hotel.

 

[Best Buckeye]

My wife likes to talk during sex. Last Saturday she called me from a hotel.

She didn't tell you my name I hope.

 

[BuckyBalls]

Time for a few Rodney Jokes, Buckyballs coming out of retirement...

went to the psychiatrist, and he says, "You're crazy. " I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, ?Okay, you're ugly too!"

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No. I hate myself now."

Same thing when I was a kid, no respect. The time my old man took me to the zoo, they thanked him for returning me.

I saw a naked jogger running out of my house. I asked, "Why are you running?" He said, "You came home!"

The other day I told my kid, "Someday you'll have children of your own." He said, "So will you."

I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"