Shorter Halftime?

[sandgk]

I think they should offer a counter-proposal for a longer half-time.

Then we might

Get to see Script Ohio each televised half-time even if not at the Shoe.

Or if at The Shoe, time to get back to our seat after waiting in line to take a piss.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Holy shit...looks like the Unibomber struck with an ugly bomb...

 

[methomps]

I sure hope they don't shorten halftimes. I hate missing plays.

Bingo. Some of these marketing fucks fail to realize that saturation advertising is conterproductive. People get pissed at having to see the same shit over and over. To this day, I will not buy Red Zone body wash by Old Spice, thanks to having to watch that commerical every fucking break of every GamePlan game in 2004...

It works, which is why it is so popular.

 

[Dryden]

You can't take a half time leak at the Shoe in 20 minutes, let alone 15. At least not in C.

That's why you take a blanket and buy a souvenir cup.

 

[Oh8ch]

Seriously...seems like if I get to the bathroom as the clock is winding down, I'm back in my seat right before kickoff. Forget it if you're in the south stands...god damn portopotties...

What they need to do is get rid of half those sinks and replace them with urinals. Nobody is in that line because they drank 6 beers before the game and want to wash their hands.

And bring back the troughs!

You need to keep up with the pace of the line, instead of slowing down when some 'tailgater' steps on your heels.

Once again the tailgater are the problem. It is all that beer they drink before the game that creates the log-jam (no pun intended).

But if some clown wants to start pushing his pelvis against my butt cause he 'has to go' he can live with the consequences. If one of these Type-A's gets upset cause I stand in front of the urinal for 5 minutes pretending to have a shy bladder don't try to pin it on me when he goes into 'potty rage'.

 

[Zurp]

And bring back the troughs!

There are troughs under A deck. I know that that doesn't help people in C deck. But.. umm.. what was I talking about?