Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey

[Muck]

This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features.

Sounds like Turkish politicians have about as strong a grasp on genetics as our own home grown good 'ole red white & blue American ones do.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

 

[Gatorubet]

Much to their chagrin, the frightened villagers had not known when they killed little Ackmed, that in a nearby hut a woman had just given birth to a sheep-bodied boy...

 

[AKAK]

 

[MaxBuck]

Hmmm. I got this one all wrong. I thought the headline was, "Boy Gives Birth to Sheep-Faced Turkey."

That's what I get for reading Weekly World News after heavy hittin' the chronic.

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

Arse-faced weasel, or weasel-faced arse?

 

[BigWoof31]

This is the type of shit that happens when a man hears "not tonight, I have a headache" too many times.

How do you say desperation in Turkish?

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Wondered where Tibor went.. now we know

 

[BayBuck]

It's smiling at me...

 

[JXC]

You think if it stayed alive it could learn to speak English?

 

[Bleed S & G]

What in the fuck.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

BretGoBlue strikes again...

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Arse-faced weasel, or weasel-faced arse?

you tell me