Sex at work

[iambrutus]

Afraid I am with the majority on this one.

But in my glory days as a teen flipping burgers at Mickey D's a realy scuz came in one afternoon about 8 months pregnant. Told my buddy at the counter she wanted a burger and fries but had no cash. He took her to the basement and laid her out on the potatoes (in those days we made our own fries fresh from one hundred pound bags of Idaho's best).

She was not worth a burger and fries.

i just threw up in my mouth

 

[craigblitz]

*Shutter* well at least he knows he didn't get her pregnant!!! WTF man that is crazy.

As far as sex at work goes, no stories here, but I am defineteley not opposed :-)

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'm for at-work-sex in principle, but not with my current co-workers.

 

[brutusbabe]

Chalk me up with the 40%. Years ago I wokred in a gym and the weight room attendant and I would shoot sexaul content at each other on a regualr basis. One night words just weren't cutting it. Over the next several months we broke in every flat surface i the place. Good thing all machines got cleaned first thing in the AM. Did I mention we were on the clock?

 

[craigblitz]

I love you!!!!! , knock some love out in the gym... What a great new way to get that extra cardio in!!!! Hahaha

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

B-Babe is about to get more PM's (in the next 10 minutes) then she's had over the last year.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Yes. Repeatedly and with vigor.

 

[exhawg]

Why did that make me think of the old Adam Sandler bit about having sex or working out?

http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/21612.html

 

[martinss01]

this is the sole reason phone rooms are only accessible by IS staff . god how i miss working at a company with a 98% female population. if the pay wasn't so laughable id seriously consider going back...

 

[CCI]

While on a part sort @Honda in Marysville, ohio. This hot chick that I worked with said to me hey lets go in the trailer and knock one off, I was like hell yeah babe lets go get er done, so we went to the semi-trailer where we was sorting parts and CCI got his freak on.

 

[Bucktastic]

and CCI got his freak on.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

While on a part sort @Honda in Marysville, ohio. This hot chick that I worked with said to me hey lets go in the trailer and knock one off, I was like hell yeah babe lets go get er done, so we went to the semi-trailer where we was sorting parts and CCI got his freak on.

so.. in other words... you had to rig her up to a car battery.. while you were doing hoses and lubes?

 

[CCI]

so.. in other words... you had to rig her up to a car battery.. while you were doing hoses and lubes?

had to use all the air hoses I could find to blow her up

 

[Golferdow01]

In the back room of a Starbucks was one of my favorite locations

 

[scooter1369]

Not at work really, well sort of. I was on duty one night in the Corps. Basically sitting in the company office all night on case something went wrong. One of my lady friends (a Navy chic) from mainside Pendleton came out to see me. I locked the door for about an hour.