Sex at work

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Lloyd: I'll bet twenty dollars I can get you to make a bet before the day is out.
Harry: You're on.
Lloyd: I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'll do it.

 

[Brutus1]

"Pull over Harry, I've got to go to the bathroom"

"Nah, just go"


"Oohh, that's really warm"

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

When the cop is trying to get them to pull over...

Cop: Pull over.
Harry: No. It's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah. Killer boots man.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Wow....some of you guys are butchering these lines

"How's your burger?"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?"

"Well I got a few things to take care of so how about quarter to eight?"

 

[Brutus1]

When the cop is trying to get them to pull over...

Cop: Pull over.
Harry: No. It's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah. Killer boots man.

"Gimme that booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak"

"I wouldn't drink that...."
"You'd shut yer mouth if you knew what was good for you, buddy"

 

[Golferdow01]

Are those skis?
Yeah.
Are they yours?
Yeah.
Both of them?
Uh-huh.

 

[buckeyefool]

Never had sex at work.

I know one manager who had a server give him a blow job in the office because she fucked up an order pretty bad and was going to get fired if it got reported. Fortunaly I was off that day but heard about it about a year later.

Did catch a female server giving a Male server a blow job in the handicap bathroom once a few years ago.

 

[AJHawkfan]

"Step into my office!"
"Um, ok.....why?"
"Cuz you're fuckin fired!"

Yeah, I know it's a different movie, but someone else brought up the Harland Williams quote......

I've never had sex at work either; although I could have, and to this day, I STILL have no idea why I didn't. Stupid stupid stupid.........

 

[exhawg]

Never had sex at work.

I know one manager who had a server give him a blow job in the office because she fucked up an order pretty bad and was going to get fired if it got reported. Fortunaly I was off that day but heard about it about a year later.

I wonder who initiated that one? Did the manager offer not to report her in exchange for the bj, or did the server offer the bj in exchange for not getting reported? I can't imagine a manager putting his neck on the line to proposition the girl unless he was really desperate. Either way the chick must have really wanted to keep the job. Please tell me it was Hooters.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Or at least tell us the girl was smokin' hot.

 

[OSUBucks22]

"Any unusual breeding?"
"No, mostly just doggy-style."

"This one time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. We called it a bullshit"

 

[scarletandgrey]

Wow....some of you guys are butchering these lines

"How's your burger?"

yes they are!!

 

[scarletandgrey]

"Step into my office!"
"Um, ok.....why?"
"Cuz you're fuckin fired!"

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No not six seven, Seven's the key number here....

 

[BB73]

So you're telling me there's a chance...