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Secret thread for only buckeyes?we have a plant!

kinch

Wash me
If you are not a buckeye you will be back-traced. We will find you, and we will find your women, and we will return them to you because we only like meth because the "no teeth" thing feels better. Beware.

We have a plant. We are under attack. How anyone cannot see this is amazing.

This would be easier to explain with a chalkboard, but. . .

Ubet is a city in Wisconsin. Known Ohio State haters. Gator is the mascot of Florida, who became as we all know an arch enemy in 2006-2007. One among us is from both, or directly connected through dark means.

He is a plant. He is determined to comment upon every thread. He wants us to trust him. Just like the aliens in V.

It is all a ruse.

If you map a line from Ubet, Wisconsin to Florida University it passes straight through Columbus at an angle, from straight south, of 36.9 degrees east.

As we all know, the ninth month of 1936 was our rise to prominence. This has been a long hatched plan and we must defeat it now.

Both Florida and Ubet are known for their hatred of pistachios and other nuts. EXCEPT WHEN THEY KILL THEM. LINK

All Gators and Badgers are really just plants for goats. And understand what I mean by "goats." In Ohio they can be quite docile and are our friends. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3Utmj4RPU"]LINK[/ame]. In Florida THEY KILL. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OltNuqy-vpk"]LINK[/ame].

Does anyone think this is not all related? What is their plan?

I will tell you. But I have to leave my current location now. I believe that I am being tracked.
 
Trying to deflect your goat fixation with some tinfoil hat theories?

No matter what you ever say, kinch, you'll always be the guy with the man-purse that sucked goat's milk right from the source.
 
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Now that we are on the new server, and we are faster than the speed of a cheetah, and we are now in beautiful full HD (BPHD), I propose a new smiley.


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The tinfoil hat smiley...


This has nothing to do with your post kinch...
 
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