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Tron V Baker, RB, 6'2 230 ***
Newark, OH

Favorites:
Penn State
South Carolina
Michigan State
Alabama
Missouri


Richard Whiskey, QB, 6'5 235 ***
Hilliard, OH

Favorites:
South Carolina
Ohio State
Penn State
Kentucky
Florida State


Forrest Gump, WR, 6'0 175 ***
Tuscaloosa, AL

Favorites:
Miami (FL)
Auburn
Ohio State
NC State
Tennessee


Holden MaGroin, MLB, 6'4 237 ***
Youngstown, OH

Favorites:
Missouri
Virginia Tech
Texas A&M
Duke
Illinois


George Porn, RB, 6'1 229 ***
Willoughby Hills, OH

Favorites:
Michigan
Oklahoma
Kentucky
Wisconsin
Penn State
 
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scooter1369;635616; said:
Richard Whiskey, QB, 6'5 235 ***
Hilliard, OH

Favorites:
South Carolina
Ohio State
Penn State
Kentucky
Florida State
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I would like to self report...
South Carolina and Penn State are offering me money to play. Florida State is offering me as many hookers as would like. Kentucky is offering free tractors and the rights to the eastern half of the state.

Being a man of integrity, I have decided not to break any of the NCAA's rules and will have to narrow my schools to one, Ohio State.

Do you think, my testimony will land the other schools on probation? I sure hope so.
 
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scooter1369;635616; said:
Forrest Gump, WR, 6'0 175 ***
Tuscaloosa, AL

Favorites:
Miami (FL)
Auburn
Ohio State
NC State
Tennessee
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I would also like to report. All schools are wanting me as a punt/kick returner.

Miami (FL): Larry Cokehead has promised me, that I will not have to take part in any brawls.............unless I want to. He says that option is always available also.

Auburn: They're trying to take me away from my real school............Alabama.

Ohio State: If I can't go to Alabama, I wanna go to Ohio State.

NC State: Some coach with tits keeps crying at me. It looks like he stole his shades from some old lady.

Tennesse: They offered me money. I think they want me.........?
 
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I see there is a Champion for 2014, did any of our guys play?
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That was the year that just ended. Recruiting is finished.

Richard Whiskey: Signs with Penn State
Tron V Baker: Signs with Penn State
George Porn: Signs with Michigan
Forrest Gump: Signs with Miami (FL)
Holden MaGroin: Signs with Duke

#1 Recruiting class went to California
 
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scooter1369;636579; said:
That was the year that just ended. Recruiting is finished.

Richard Whiskey: Signs with Penn State
Tron V Baker: Signs with Penn State
George Porn: Signs with Michigan
Forrest Gump: Signs with Miami (FL)
Holden MaGroin: Signs with Duke

#1 Recruiting class went to California
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WTF?

Damn Miami is the last school I would've wanted to go to. Better dust off my brawlin' skills.:biggrin:
 
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scooter1369;636579; said:
That was the year that just ended. Recruiting is finished.

Richard Whiskey: Signs with Penn State
Tron V Baker: Signs with Penn State
George Porn: Signs with Michigan
Forrest Gump: Signs with Miami (FL)
Holden MaGroin: Signs with Duke
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Here is a quote from George Porn regarding his college choice "I heard that Ann Arbor was a whore and thought I would fit in perfectly."
 
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scooter1369;636579; said:
That was the year that just ended. Recruiting is finished.

Richard Whiskey: Signs with Penn State
Tron V Baker: Signs with Penn State
George Porn: Signs with Michigan
Forrest Gump: Signs with Miami (FL)
Holden MaGroin: Signs with Duke

#1 Recruiting class went to California
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Just out of curiosity, what were our "Stars" and ratings if you have a chance
 
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