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Saw Me a Redneck Moment Today!

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I figured I would use some redneck grammar in the thread title since this is a redneck thread.

We were heading home from the local park this afternoon when we saw it. First, let's set the story. The local park has a nice lake with a sandy beach, lots of picnic pavilions, a spray park for the kids and everything is free. Well, it is 90 here today and lots of people made a mad dash for the park. We had arrived at 10 this morning knowing it would be busier as the day wore on.

We left the park about 2, peak time for park use. The cops were stationed on the local roads to let people know the park was full and you could not get in unless you hiked about a mile (which many people did). We thought we had finally passed all the traffic of people who could not get in when we spied quite the site.

Some lady was spreading out her beach towel in the back of her old pickup truck. She then set herself up to get some rays in the bed of her truck. Now, I am not a sun tanning expert so I have no idea if the light reflecting off the rusted truck bed will provide for a more even tan. Either way it was quite the sight.

It almost topped the redneck moment from a few years ago when we saw the rusted out pickup (Sensing a theme here?) with two chairs set up in the back. Well, the chairs were for the dogs to sit on. I guess so they were more comfortable sitting in an open pickup bed heading down the road at 50 MPH. I almost pulled out a camera that time but was afraid I would get my ass shot.
 
k.. we're hounds... was she worth lookin at or not?

and BTW.. Dennis is gonna kick you ass in about 4 days... headin right for you.. and weather lady said, it's just gonna sit there and pee over you for days...
 
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NJ-Buckeye said:
k.. we're hounds... was she worth lookin at or not?

and BTW.. Dennis is gonna kick you ass in about 4 days... headin right for you.. and weather lady said, it's just gonna sit there and pee over you for days...
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Bid lady. That leads me to think she might have been sunbathing in a truck because a chair was not sturdy enough.

I'll take all the rain I can get. It is getting close to a drought around here.
 
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last sunday i saw a guy walk into a liquor store and pick up a 6 pack of Old Style, from what i hear the worst bear ever and the official beer of the crappy cubs and wrigley. he also picked up a pack of cigarettes and left the store in an old chevy. pretty funny sight espcially because we dont get too many of those kind of people where i live.
 
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Driving in Georgia last month, I saw a guy stop quickly and veer to the side of the road. So, I stopped to see if I could help. He jumped out of his pickup truck, grabbed a shovel from the back and ran about 50 yards down the road. He came back with a dead squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was pretty flat. When I said, "I think you can forget the vet, that things looks pretty dead to me", he said, "Yeah, but road kill makes good eatin'."

Now, that's a redneck moment!
 
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illinoisbuckeye said:
last sunday i saw a guy walk into a liquor store and pick up a 6 pack of Old Style, from what i hear the worst bear ever and the official beer of the crappy cubs and wrigley. he also picked up a pack of cigarettes and left the store in an old chevy. pretty funny sight espcially because we dont get too many of those kind of people where i live.
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If the liquor store sells old style, then you definitely have plenty of "that type" near you.
 
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Tlangs said:
If the liquor store sells old style, then you definitely have plenty of "that type" near you.
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Old Style does suck. I couldn't believe it was the #1 selling beer in the Chicago area when I moved here. Since some clueless people would buy it in pitchers and kegs, I got headaches from that badger-piss too many times. And then they'd get offended when I'd ask what kind of beer it was before I'd pour one from a pitcher they bought; or say no thanks and go get my own.

Sometimes no beer is actually better than beer you didn't pay for.
 
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Steve19 said:
Driving in Georgia last month, I saw a guy stop quickly and veer to the side of the road. So, I stopped to see if I could help. He jumped out of his pickup truck, grabbed a shovel from the back and ran about 50 yards down the road. He came back with a dead squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was pretty flat. When I said, "I think you can forget the vet, that things looks pretty dead to me", he said, "Yeah, but road kill makes good eatin'."

Now, that's a redneck moment!
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Hey, if I had known that was you, Steve, I would've offered you some. :biggrin:
 
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When I was in school. My roomates parents drove down from west virginia for a weekend series. In between our double header I go out to me his parents, and his mom had a t-shirt on that read Virginity is Cureable. I never let tha kid live down that experience.
 
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Friday night I was at the Galloway tavern with a few friends of mine when a girl with a black eye came up to my buddy punched him in the chest and said " your hot but i can't be with a man that can't whoop me." It was the funniest redneck shit I ever seen. It wasn't to suprising though considering it was the galloway tavern
 
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Not sure if this qualifies but I thought it was pretty funny. I was sitting at a red light today and saw some of those spinning rims on the car next to me. When I saw them I just caught them out of the corner of my eye and I did not want to turn my head and get a look at the vehicle. Once the light turned green I had a chance to see the vehicle - a very old Toyota station wagon. It had an older couple in it. Not really a redneck moment, but pretty funny nevertheless.
 
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This reminds me of a Columbus Clippers game I went to a few years back. For those that haven't been there, the Coop isn't in the nicest location.

Anyway, we're driving out and I see an old pickup parked on the street with a couch in the bed of it. There were at least 5 people sitting on the couch just watching people drive by...

Actually kind of scared me.
 
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