Saving IVoyd

[rocketman]

We can use that former French defense secretary to corroborate our story. He's down with the aliens.

 

[sandgk]

Steve - when we see the scUM coaches wearing one of these

then I'll buy that whole alien theory :tongue2:

 

[Steve19]

Uh, oh, Steve. You seem to be losing your mind.

Can I help?

I don't know. When they start devoting pages in psychology textbooks to a syndrome named after you, it may be beyond that!

 

[Steve19]

Anyone remember how those bastards rubbed it in when Cooper's career was going down the toilet? I can't tell you how much I am enjoying watching them meltdown!

 

[BB73]

We are now 7-7 in our last 14 games, and virtually every loss has been an inability to finish games.

This scUM'er made a noteworthy point.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

I believe I have a way that LVLVLoiyd(whatever) can blame his losses on aliens. He should claim that HE is an alien.

Or rather, that the person who's been on the sidelines this past year WAS an alien PRETENDING to be HIM. He can then go on to explain how he has heroically escaped from the alien mothership where he'd been held, and that he would be getting Michiggg football back to where it should be.

The beauty of this is that every time he loses a game in the future, he can go to his Tuesday press conference and claim that it was alien Lloyd that coached the previous game and that he would try not to get abducted the next week. This is an excuse that can be used in perpetuity!

 

[Deety]

I believe I have a way that LVLVLoiyd(whatever) can blame his losses on aliens. He should claim that HE is an alien.

Or rather, that the person who's been on the sidelines this past year WAS an alien PRETENDING to be HIM. He can then go on to explain how he has heroically escaped from the alien mothership where he'd been held, and that he would be getting Michiggg football back to where it should be.

The beauty of this is that every time he loses a game in the future, he can go to his Tuesday press conference and claim that it was alien Lloyd that coached the previous game and that he would try not to get abducted the next week. This is an excuse that can be used in perpetuity!

BRILLIANT!!!

 

[Steve19]

DBB absolutely stunning idea!

 

[Deety]

Okay, I knew this would come in handy one day. This can be Lloyd's proof of his escape. It looks enough like him, and the beard can be evidence he was captive a while.

 

[tedginn05]

Okay, I knew this would come in handy one day. This can be Lloyd's proof of his escape. It looks enough like him, and the beard can be evidence he was captive a while.

He even has the trusty "Lloyd(or should I say IVoyd) piss and yellow hat".

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

That picture isn't lVoid. It's Alien Lloyd obviously in the final throes of the metamorphosis into his Maize and Blue form.