Santa should've filed ...

[MililaniBuckeye]

... a different flight plan.

 

[Deety]

Well... that can't be good.

 

[jwinslow]

stupid double standards for vMoms

 

[Deety]

You're slow, vSon. I edited... though it was pretty darned funny, I think we were over the daily limit.

 

[jwinslow]

did the open discussion resort to this last christmas too? I wasn't as frequent on this board...

 

[Deety]

Yes. Santa has it rough around these parts... may he rest in piece.

P.S. Anyone who shows these to a kid gets dinged.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

the only other question is how long is it till i get this 23895623586239856 times in my email?

 

[Deety]

the only other question is how long is it till i get this 23895623586239856 times in my email?

Well... what's your email address?

 

[jwinslow]

looks like some funny ones as well:
Do you know what's hacking me off right now!!
Would you rather.... (which you kindly ended)

and a remarkably similar one:
Sports media reporters you'd like to bludgeon...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Damn... how do I explain that to the kids... I know you were good this year but Santa got sucked through a jet engine on his way in from the north pole.

Santa zigged when he should have zagged.

 

[Deety]

Damn... how do I explain that to the kids... I know you were good this year but Santa got sucked through a jet engine on his way in from the north pole.

Santa zigged when he should have zagged.

Based on the other thread, maybe it would be appropriate to explain that Santa had a little too much Christmas Tradition and is out of commission for the season.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

I would have given him a ride. Only, if Santa paid for jet fuel!