Sanitary equipment debate/bet

[souL]

pppffftttt... who neds those things anyway? I hope you're not grabbing the door handle on the way out, MUCH less sanitary.

I NEVER, EVER get sick. Why? I keep my immune system on its toes. Drop food on the floor? Eh, whatever. That's just one of the many exciting ways I introduce unwanted germs and parasites into my body. It doesn't hurt to recycle white blood cells, either. Eat your boogers.

 

[tyrus]

How long have you been waiting for an opening to tell this story, T?

A long time, and for some reason I knew you would be the one to open the door.

I feel better now that I got it off my chest. This place is good therapy.