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Running of the Bulls in New Orleans Bitches!!!!

Gatorubet

Loathing All Things Georgia
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Auhight!! ("All right" to you Yankees) - it is time. I just finished my lost shot of Patron in mi casa and am heading to the bar a stone's throw from the Quarter where the N'Awlins version of the Running of the Bulls will start in a few hours.


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The Bulls, they will attack you with bats if you do not out run them. This year there are hundreds of them, and they expect 8 thousand runners.

Alas, I may not finish the run, but I will single handedly inject funds into the economy of the bars in the quarter until economic recovery is achieved or I am unconscious. To Spain! To San Fermin!! To the Death of Slow and Underachieving Brain Cells!!!!

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Fifth annual Running of the Bulls gallops through new orleans
 
Gatorubet;1950836; said:
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Auhight!! ("All right" to you Yankees) - it is time. I just finished my lost shot of Patron in mi casa and am heading to the bar a stone's throw from the Quarter where the N'Awlins version of the Running of the Bulls will start in a few hours.

I'm glad you found your shot of tequila.
 
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Gatorubet;1950836; said:
The Bulls, they will attack you with bats if you do not out run them. This year there are hundreds of them, and they expect 8 thousand runners.

Alas, I may not finish the run
, but I will single handedly inject funds into the economy of the bars in the quarter until economic recovery is achieved or I am unconscious. To Spain! To San Fermin!! To the Death of Slow and Underachieving Brain Cells!!!

ubet ain't got no SEC speed....B1G 10! B1G 10! B1G 10!
 
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Update:

many Margaritas were had post race. The Roller Girls/Bulls do not like Matador costumed runners. They will hit you with a wiffle bat so damn hard it will leave a bruise. :lol: They were hitting everyone on the butt, but they seemed to be angered at my cape and costume and matador hat, as they would hit me in the back instead of my fat butt.

Some did the decent thing and would lower themselves on their skates, lower their horns, and go under the cape in a pass. But other "Bull" ladies would just get in a circle and wail on me with their freaking plastic bats to the delight of the crowd. :pissed:

We heard that we have more runners than Pamplona by a few thousand, and a freaking Spanish TV station was here to film us. :lol: Good times. I need a nap and some electrolytes.
 
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Gatorubet;1950907; said:
Update:

many Margaritas were had post race. The Roller Girls/Bulls do not like Matador costumed runners. They will hit you with a wiffle bat so damn hard it will leave a bruise. :lol: They were hitting everyone on the butt, but they seemed to be angered at my cape and costume and matador hat, as they would hit me in the back instead of my fat butt.

How fat? This fat?

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Gatorubet;1950907; said:
Update:

many Margaritas were had post race. The Roller Girls/Bulls do not like Matador costumed runners. They will hit you with a wiffle bat so damn hard it will leave a bruise. :lol: They were hitting everyone on the butt, but they seemed to be angered at my cape and costume and matador hat, as they would hit me in the back instead of my fat butt.

"I've got the gun, you've got the brew.
You've got two choices of what you can do.
It's not a tough descision as you can see.
I can blow you away or you can ride with me."
I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border.
The Sheriff is after me for what I did to his daughter.
I did it like this, I did it like that.
I did it with the whiffle ball bat.
 
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OCBuckWife;1951114; said:
"I've got the gun, you've got the brew.
You've got two choices of what you can do.
It's not a tough descision as you can see.
I can blow you away or you can ride with me."
I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border.
The Sheriff is after me for what I did to his daughter.
I did it like this, I did it like that.
I did it with the whiffle ball bat.
I love the Beastie Boys
 
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