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Robbery victim superglued to exercise bike

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    A South African man was stripped and super glued to his exercise bicycle and his mouth glued shut for hours by armed robbers who ransacked his home and helped themselves to his finest Scotch whisky.
    The man was hijacked at gunpoint in a wealthy suburb of Johannesburg and forced to lead the thieves to his home in another area, a spokesman for the emergency services told the SAPA news agency.

    :slappy:
    crime is never funny, unless you are super glue someone to an exercise bike - then its hilarious!
     
    Help arrived only three hours later, when the man's partner arrived home.

    Emergency services workers used chemicals mixed with Vaseline to release him.

    I'm guessing the rescue workers brought the chemicals, but that the Vaseline was handy.
     
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    :slappy:
    crime is never funny, unless you are super glue someone to an exercise bike - then its hilarious!


    Q: When it is a good idea to do a little research first before dialing 1-800-BONDAGE....?

    ....even if the Yellow Pages ad looks good

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