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crime is never funny, unless you are super glue someone to an exercise bike - then its hilarious!
A South African man was stripped and super glued to his exercise bicycle and his mouth glued shut for hours by armed robbers who ransacked his home and helped themselves to his finest Scotch whisky.
The man was hijacked at gunpoint in a wealthy suburb of Johannesburg and forced to lead the thieves to his home in another area, a spokesman for the emergency services told the SAPA news agency.
crime is never funny, unless you are super glue someone to an exercise bike - then its hilarious!