DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
Does anybody have that friend that's a good guy 99% of the time but as soon as he enters a restaurant he turns into the biggest prick in the world? I do.
I had breakfast with some friends this morning and as soon as I heard that Dan was coming I almost didn't. He didn't disappoint. We sit down and he starts looking at the menu. Nothing looks good and everything is so expensive.
He settles on the special, 2 eggs any style with a choice of bacon, sausage or ham, a side of hashbrowns and toast, $4.99. A pretty good deal I think. He orders and asks how many strips of bacon come with it. They tell him 4. Ohhh, I only want two he says, is it cheaper if you just get two? No, they tell him. He looks dejected. How do you want your eggs they ask him? Oh, I don't care, over medium I guess. He then asks for his hashbrowns extra crispy.
While we're waiting he starts complaining that for these prices they should at least keep his water glass filled. It's only half empty. He then starts looking at what other people are eating and say 'oh that looks good, I should've ordered that'. Finally the food arrives. He starts staring at his plate and says 'does these eggs look over medium? They look over easy to me' as he's poking at them with his fork. He then turns his attention to the hashbrowns, poking at them with his fork and looking disgusted. He says 'I wanted them crispy all the way through, not just on top'. He picks up a piece of toast and takes a bite 'I asked for margarine, this is butter'. The bacon isn't right either, he wanted it extra crispy. The waitress comes over to ask if we need anything. He opens his mouth, pauses and then lets out a sigh.
After we ate he went to the restroom. The bill arrives and we told the waitress that our friend was paying and went outside. When he came out his ears were bright red and he didn't say a word, he got into his car and left
I had breakfast with some friends this morning and as soon as I heard that Dan was coming I almost didn't. He didn't disappoint. We sit down and he starts looking at the menu. Nothing looks good and everything is so expensive.
He settles on the special, 2 eggs any style with a choice of bacon, sausage or ham, a side of hashbrowns and toast, $4.99. A pretty good deal I think. He orders and asks how many strips of bacon come with it. They tell him 4. Ohhh, I only want two he says, is it cheaper if you just get two? No, they tell him. He looks dejected. How do you want your eggs they ask him? Oh, I don't care, over medium I guess. He then asks for his hashbrowns extra crispy.
While we're waiting he starts complaining that for these prices they should at least keep his water glass filled. It's only half empty. He then starts looking at what other people are eating and say 'oh that looks good, I should've ordered that'. Finally the food arrives. He starts staring at his plate and says 'does these eggs look over medium? They look over easy to me' as he's poking at them with his fork. He then turns his attention to the hashbrowns, poking at them with his fork and looking disgusted. He says 'I wanted them crispy all the way through, not just on top'. He picks up a piece of toast and takes a bite 'I asked for margarine, this is butter'. The bacon isn't right either, he wanted it extra crispy. The waitress comes over to ask if we need anything. He opens his mouth, pauses and then lets out a sigh.
After we ate he went to the restroom. The bill arrives and we told the waitress that our friend was paying and went outside. When he came out his ears were bright red and he didn't say a word, he got into his car and left
