Remembering Bad 70's Songs

[gmen6981]

Not sure if this monstrosity made it in this thread earlier, but prior to to penning the horrible classic "The Pina Colada Song" Rupert Holmes and his band The Buoys gave us this fun little ditty about cannibalism.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Not sure if this monstrosity made it in this thread earlier, but prior to to penning the horrible classic "The Pina Colada Song" Rupert Holmes and his band The Buoys gave us this fun little ditty about cannibalism.

I guess we now know why he wanted to take women to the dunes by the cape ...

 

[Jagdaddy]

John Travolta says, "Hi."

Fuck it. This one's not from the 70s, but your escalation cannot go unanswered. I call your Travolta and raise to the Hoff:

 

[gmen6981]

Fuck it. This one's not from the 70s, but your escalation cannot go unanswered. I call your Travolta and raise to the Hoff:

War has been declared, launching the Nukes.

 

[Jagdaddy]

War has been declared, launching the Nukes.

Was wondering when that was going to show up ...

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Fuck it. This one's not from the 70s, but your escalation cannot go unanswered. I call your Travolta and raise to the Hoff:

Kung Fury is still one of the best movies ever.

 

[gmen6981]

Was wondering when that was going to show up ...

Just don't make me post the Pat Boone album of heavy metal covers! His versions of "holy Diver" and "Enter Sandman" will scar you for life!

 

[gmen6981]

Fuck it!
Not 70's but "Enjoy"

 

[Buckeye doc]

/checkmate

 

[Buckeye doc]

P.S. I really fucking hate the offseason

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

But wait, Morris Albert just told Travolta to hold his beer piña colada.

Sorry, but this is no where near as heinously inhuman as Travolta singing...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

True story. I had a chocolate lab in 1974. In the summer of 74 that lab did indeed run into traffic, chasing a car at my grandparent's farm in Anoka County, Minnesota. He got hit and was killed. As a 4 year old, I was devastated and searched for answers as to why. Now I know why. Closure, even some 45 years later, is nice.

I'm pretty sure there's no statute of limitations on shitty fucking songs. Draw up that law suit and fire away...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

The holy trinity of bad songs by women

Nah, Cher's contribution would be "Half Breed"...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Fuck it!
Not 70's but "Enjoy"

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Jaxbuck]

/checkmate