Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[Jaxbuck]

One or both of these guys must have terminal cancer or something.

This makes no sense from Detroit.

It actually, dare I say it, looks like the Reds got the better of it but we all know that isn't possible so I am waiting to find out what the catch is.

 

[Dryden]

Ken Rosenthal ‏@Ken_Rosenthal 6s6 seconds ago
Latos going to #Marlins for DeSclafani and Chad Wallach.

Ken Rosenthal ‏@Ken_Rosenthal 2m2 minutes ago
Wallach is a catcher and son of Tim Wallach. Going from #Marlins to #Reds with pitcher DeSclafani, who was part of #BlueJays blockbuster.

 

[Dryden]

One or both of these guys must have terminal cancer or something.

This makes no sense from Detroit.

It actually, dare I say it, looks like the Reds got the better of it but we all know that isn't possible so I am waiting to find out what the catch is.

Two of the Tigers top 10 prospects for a dumpster dive that just turned in a career year.

 

[Dryden]

Jayson Stark ‏@jaysonst 2m2 minutes ago
With #Reds acquisition of Suarez, other clubs say they expect #Reds to turn around & move Zack Cozart

 

[jlb1705]

Jayson Stark ‏@jaysonst 2m2 minutes ago
With #Reds acquisition of Suarez, other clubs say they expect #Reds to turn around & move Zack Cozart

Does he need help packing?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Does he need help packing?

No shit.

I've got some frequent flyer miles that I will be more than happy to use to buy a ticket.

 

[jlb1705]

Does he need help packing?

What am I saying? Of course he does. He probably can't work a fucking zipper on his own.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Two of the Tigers top 10 prospects for a dumpster dive that just turned in a career year.

exactly

makes no sense

Ebola maybe?

 

[jlb1705]

exactly

makes no sense

Ebola maybe?

I'd trade anybody on the Reds for ebola and not think twice.

 

[Dryden]

C. Ralph Rosecrans ‏@ctrent 6m6 minutes ago
A talent evaluator texted me & said he loves DeScalfani, would trade him for Latos straight up. #Reds #Marlins

 

[Dryden]

I'd trade anybody on the Reds for ebola and not think twice.

Does Ebola play left field and hit for power?

 

[Dryden]

I'm not sure who will wind up saving more money next summer in this arb/salary dump/youth movement, the Reds or LaRosas.

 

[Bestbuck36]

I'm calling bullshit right now. No possible way the Reds can make two sensible moves, let alone two in a row. Fucking April Fools is still 4 months away fuckers, cut the shit.

Now tell us the real deal where Cueto goes to the Cardinals for Oscar Taveras or some shit.

 

[Dryden]

Joe Danneman ‏@FOX19Joe 38m38 minutes ago
Walt Jocketty said on @MLBNetworkRadio that Zack Cozart "is our opening day shortstop. He's one of the best in the league." @FOX19

 

[ArmyVet83]

Joe Danneman ‏@FOX19Joe 38m38 minutes ago
Walt Jocketty said on @MLBNetworkRadio that Zack Cozart "is our opening day shortstop. He's one of the best in the league." @FOX19

Well so much for those trades. He just fucking fooled the whole lot of us after the above comment. What a dumb ass.