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Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

Legit MLB caliber players on the Reds roster that could play for anyone as of 4/30/15:

Cueto
Votto
Chapman

Above replacement level players that could play for most teams but can go full sucktard on you in the blink of an eye:

Frazier
Cozart (for his glove)
Hamilton (glove)


Guys who haven't completely sucked ass (so far):
Scaffolding
Cingrani (when "Radio" fucking Price can figure a way to work him in the bullpen rotation)
Le Grand Marquis
Julio Inglesias (not on 25 man)
Tucker Barnhardt
Pena
Clepto Hippie


Worthless motherfuckers:
The other 13 guys on the 25 man roster


50% of the guys on the Major League roster are worthless to negative WAR players led by TGSTW at -1.1

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Well done Walt. Well done.
 
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Legit MLB caliber players on the Reds roster that could play for anyone as of 4/30/15:

Cueto
Votto
Chapman

Above replacement level players that could play for most teams but can go full sucktard on you in the blink of an eye:

Frazier
Cozart (for his glove)
Hamilton (glove)


Guys who haven't completely sucked ass (so far):
Scaffolding
Cingrani (when "Radio" fucking Price can figure a way to work him in the bullpen rotation)
Le Grand Marquis
Julio Inglesias (not on 25 man)
Tucker Barnhardt
Pena
Clepto Hippie


Worthless motherfuckers:
The other 13 guys on the 25 man roster


50% of the guys on the Major League roster are worthless to negative WAR players led by TGSTW at -1.1

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Well done Walt. Well done.


datdudeDP well represented lol
 
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Why can't the Reds bring Iglesias up and pitch him in long relief like Cingrani? Kid has some good stuff and dominated up to the second time through the lineup. That tells me he can get through 2 innings in relief which is just what the doctor ordered.

I know he's going to be a starter but it doesnt look like he's going to get many chances for that this year unless injuries continue. I'd give him a shot at helping that POS bullpen out and move Cingrani to the rotation when he's ready or at least just get rid of Gregg and kick Diaz in the ass.
 
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Why can't the Reds bring Iglesias up and pitch him in long relief like Cingrani? Kid has some good stuff and dominated up to the second time through the lineup. That tells me he can get through 2 innings in relief which is just what the doctor ordered.

I know he's going to be a starter but it doesnt look like he's going to get many chances for that this year unless injuries continue. I'd give him a shot at helping that POS bullpen out and move Cingrani to the rotation when he's ready or at least just get rid of Gregg and kick Diaz in the ass.

It doesn't matter.

Bullpen, starter, infield, outfield, bench....he puts on the uniform and he's going to suck.

If he avoids sucking for any appreciable length of time he will get a LTC and the associated career ending injury within 60-90 days.
 
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