Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[CFPBuckeye]

But has anyone ever won a baseball game scoring all their runs on singles if the other team hits a homer?

Impossible

 

[Saw31]

@PennState1985

No way that guy is still alive. He's surely stuck a fork in an electrical outlet (to see what would happen) by now...

 

[Dryden]

I'd like to punch fucking Gregg right in the pussy! Stupid ass serial killer looking prick.

All he needs is to shave his neck with a veg-o-matic.

 

[Dryden]

CinciShirts has a new fucking shirt.

http://www.cincyshirts.com/index.php/cincyshirts/cincyshirts/our-new-f-king-shirt.html

 

[CFPBuckeye]

CinciShirts has a new fucking shirt.

http://www.cincyshirts.com/index.php/cincyshirts/cincyshirts/our-new-f-king-shirt.html

I understand this will get run in to the ground quickly but I have to ask...

"How does this shirt benefit the Cincinnati Reds?"

 

[Thump]

CinciShirts has a new fucking shirt.

http://www.cincyshirts.com/index.php/cincyshirts/cincyshirts/our-new-f-king-shirt.html

I have to be honest, that shirt isn't even funny.

 

[Bucklion]

Ratbird Lackey just charged with 2 errors on one play...pretty sure a trade to one of our teams is coming

 

[Jaxbuck]

I have to be honest, that shirt isn't even funny.

A Reds jersey with Price and #77 would be better

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ratbird Lackey just charged with 2 errors on one play...pretty sure a trade to one of our teams is coming

We send Cozart in return

Lackey dies in a freak gardening accident, Cozart wins triple crown

book it

 

[Thump]

[QUOTE="Jaxbuck, A Reds jersey with Price and #77 would be better[/QUOTE]
The Corky Miller shirt is still the best.

 

[ochre]

Just flipped over to the game because I'm a sports masochist; lo and behold datdudedp namesaking it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Just flipped over to the game because I'm a sports masochist; lo and behold datdudedp namesaking it.

If his suckhole teammates would help him out and get on base somewhat frequently he could easily lead the league in GIBP's

I wonder where he is on the all time list?

GIBP HOF??

 

[Jaxbuck]

So Phillips 26 GIBP effort in 2007 was good for the 71st best single season twin killing effort in MLB history

He is currently 181st on the all time MLB leader list for GIBP's

If he has a decent year he may pass such fellow speedsters as Jorge Posada and Bob Boone this year.

 

[Dryden]

Phillips has really fallen off since the thumb injury last year. When he went down in July the Reds were 49-42. The team is 34-51 since he got injured whether he's been in the lineup or not, and he's slugging .317 with 1 HR in 48 games since. His ISO just for this season is 000 (yup, every hit in 2015 has been a single).

 

[Jaxbuck]

Phillips has really fallen off since the thumb injury last year. When he went down in July the Reds were 49-42. The team is 34-51 since he got injured whether he's been in the lineup or not, and he's slugging .317 with 1 HR in 48 games since. His ISO just for this season is 000 (yup, every hit in 2015 has been a single).

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He's Ted fucking Williams next to Byrd