Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[Jaxbuck]

3rd inning in a row Leake gets staked to a 1 run lead and gives up a lead off walk

You have got to be fucking kidding me

 

[Jaxbuck]

.....annnnd for the third straight time he gives the lead back in the very next half inning


losers are just always gonna lose

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The great sucking tit willow doing his thing

I was watching the close ups of him taking warm up swings and couldn't help but wonder how he got those ball marks on his bat?

Now I've got to go and bust out some Gilbert & Sullivan (& Henson).

 

[Dryden]

Some positive news ... Billy Hamilton is on pace for 243 stolen bases this year.

 

[Bucklion]

Some positive news ... Billy Hamilton is on pace for 243 stolen bases this year.

That will end up netting what... 2 additional runs?

 

[Dryden]

That will end up netting what... 2 additional runs?

That's two more than Marlon Byrd will drive in.

 

[Dryden]

Todd Frazier about to diagram a parabola and the volume of a sphere for Arquimedes here ...

 

[Dryden]

Aww fuck ... just missed it.

A foot left of the fair pole into the second deck.

 

[Dryden]

Mesoraco now 0 for 7 with three broken bats.

The trees on his property apparently suck ...

 

[jlb1705]

Fuck me, why am I here?

 

[Dryden]

Fuck me, why am I here?

http://www.loveisrespect.org/is-this-abuse/why-do-people-stay/

 

[Dryden]

Marlon Byrd is so fucking bad the Reds have actually managed to downgrade from the Gomes/Ludwick/Heisey/warm body platoon.

Impressive.

 

[Dryden]

Now Hoover has to face the top of the Pirates order in the 11th. This game will be decided in the next five minutes.

 

[Dryden]

Votto. Reds win.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hoover with 2 scoreless innings and Gizmo comes through. Is this real life?