Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[Bestbuck36]

haha. How long you been holding on to that one Jax?

 

[Jaxbuck]

haha. How long you been holding on to that one Jax?

The general sentiment has been there to some degree or another since 1982

The gif I just found today as it became real to me, for the first time, these fucktards are back for another season of futility

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds scrubs currently getting their shit pushed in by Indians scrubs

They'll fit in just fine when their day to get embarrassed at the MLB level comes

 

[Jaxbuck]

Why you don't put any stock into spring training stats example #123,456,789:

Zach Cozart is 4 for 8 with a 1.125 OPS

I'll give the little fruit credit, I didn't think he could make contact 4 out of 8 times if he were hitting off a tee.

 

[brodybuck21]

bruce finally goes yard and frazier scratched from yesterdays game with back spasms

 

[Jaxbuck]

bruce finally goes yard

That might dent Danny Farquhar's sterling career 6.75 ERA a little bit

 

[brodybuck21]

oh and i saw latos was scratched from his first start as well.

 

[Jaxbuck]

oh and i saw latos was scratched from his first start as well.

He will have an injury marred 2-3 year run down there and get cut

Then, when everyone has forgotten about him he'll sign a minor league contract with the Cards and win the Cy Young that year

Watch

 

[brodybuck21]

He will have an injury marred 2-3 year run down there and get cut

Then, when everyone has forgotten about him he'll sign a minor league contract with the Cards and win the Cy Young that year

Watch

nailed it

 

[jlb1705]

oh and i saw latos was scratched from his first start as well.

Nobody outruns the Krem Reaper.

 

[Honor&Glory]

He will have an injury marred 2-3 year run down there and get cut

Then, when everyone has forgotten about him he'll sign a minor league contract with the Cards and win the Cy Young that year

Watch

The only thing missing from this most magnificent post was a Skip F Schumacher reference. But for the life of me I'm not sure where it goes. Which sounds an awful lot like what Warren would have said to any woman he met.

 

[Dryden]

Nobody outruns the Krem Reaper.

Your 2018 Reds roster ...

 

[jlb1705]

Your 2018 Reds roster ...

I guess that's what three years of treatment for elbow tendinitis by Reds' team doctors gets you.

 

[brodybuck21]

mez out indefinitely with another concussion

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ken Rosenthal ‏@Ken_Rosenthal 8m8 minutes ago
Source confirms: Mesoraco agrees to four-year extension with #Reds.

Looks like the Krem Reaper drew his number.

Quick poll

Which body part will end the useful portion of Mesoraco's career now that he has signed a LTC with the Reds?

A) shoulder(s)
B) elbow(s)
C) Legs (any part)
D) head (not sure you can concuss rock but just in case)
E) Legal (he is a pro athlete in Cincinnati, just sayin)

I have no idea myself. I get the feeling he's too damn dumb to sense pain and will just suck for 4 years

what say you Reds thread participants?

mez out indefinitely with another concussion

We know these sorry fucks better than they know themselves