Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Bestbuck36]

That Johnny Cueto is pretty good.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Team RISP 1 for 7

They still have the 9th to add to that pile of fail.

 

[brodybuck21]

gizmo to DL, retro to 5/16, Bruce reinstated from disabled list.

 

[Jaxbuck]

gizmo to DL, retro to 5/16, Bruce reinstated from disabled list.

 

[Dryden]

I've already given up on this season and thrown in the towel watching these gagglefucks. This lineup makes me miserable. I'd rather spend my summer nights watching Game of Thrones reruns. I'm certain the Starks have better odds of winning one of these days than the Reds do.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Still losers.....

I think I heard them say the team BA with RISP is .178 this year. I don't think that's very good.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Still losers.....

I think I heard them say the team BA with RISP is .178 this year. I don't think that's very good.

Not very good for a 25 man MLB roster.

Pretty good for 25 retarded people.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Damnit. Cant catch a break at home. Leake is pitching very well but the offense is still the Reds.

 

[Tanner]

Votto is 30 years old and it seems like his body might be starting to break down. At least he's not signed for 10 more years. Oh wait.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Votto is 30 years old and it seems like his body might be starting to break down. At least he's not signed for 10 more years. Oh wait.

Already Looking forward to Joey Votto's artificial hip bobble head day.

 

[Bestbuck36]

2 unearned runs against Cueto and then Parra commences to give up the 2 run gapper. Fucking pitiful wretches wearing baseball uniforms.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I seriously even quit flipping to it once LA scored 1run.

I knew that was it.

Walt should be fired for this roster.

 

[jlb1705]

Skip F. Schumacher got gassed going from first to third. He should have scored.

 

[jlb1705]

Shit, that was the baseclogging that Dusty warned us about all those years.

 

[brodybuck21]

i actually think skip was gonna score. damn 3rd base coach threw up a half-hearted stop sign just as he hit the bag and it caused him to pause.....maroons....of course ball skipped away from the catcher