Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

Well there goes the no hitter

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gizmo being Gizmo pops out in foul territory.

Tough to hit when faced with the mortal terror of runners on base with 2 outs.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Chapman gets a save without being smashed in the face with a baseball.

Good day for him.

 

[brodybuck21]

Chapman gets a save without being smashed in the face with a baseball.

Good day for him.

roflmfao!!!!!

 

[sigshoota]

Hey, any day you can wake up and not get smashed in the face with a baseball....it's a good day. I'm overly joyful that I found this thread of perpetual hilarity, always good for a nice laugh!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bases loaded 1 out for Heisey.

This should go well

 

[Jaxbuck]

Now Cozart

 

[Jaxbuck]

Shockingly enough they don't score.

Cozart must be Dutch.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds lineup

 

[Jaxbuck]

Going to bottom 8 tied 1-1

GIBP
Gizmo
Jersey Jerkoff


Heart of the order.


I know, I can't say it without laughing either.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Votto walks.

Do we win?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Up to Deaddick


Which means we are done

 

[Jaxbuck]

Benoit gives this bitch ass lineup the crippler cross face.

1-1 going to 9th

They will find a way to lose. I have faith.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Chapman in

Good luck you poor bastard

 

[Jaxbuck]

Losers gonna lose.

Sure as the sun sets in the west.