Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[Jaxbuck]

and now it's time for everybody's favorite game show...How will Homer Bailey fuck this up?

That's right folks. Call how Homer will blow the game and win a prize.

A: "He comes back out and pitches the 6th"

What do I win?

 

[scott91575]

A: "He comes back out and pitches the 6th"

What do I win?

You win the "How will Homer fuck this up?" home game. Go to your closet, grab a broom, stick it up your ass, and it simulates perfectly the feeling of watching Homer Bailey pitch.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Was letting the leadoff hitter get on base a bad thing?

I mean for the Reds a leadoff baseclogger = GIDPhillips

why doesn't that always happen to other teams?

 

[Jaxbuck]

It's the fucking pitcher Homer.

Get him out

 

[Jaxbuck]

oops now its mauer (with no power)

still, he'll fucking murder bailey

 

[Jaxbuck]

bases loaded (again)

this should go well

 

[scott91575]

About fucking time.

Shut the hell up Homer and get your ass in the locker room.

 

[Jaxbuck]

About fucking time.

Shut the hell up Homer and get your ass in the locker room.

He is as useless as a cock flavored lollipop.

 

[Jaxbuck]

5.1 IP 8H 3BB and 3 to 6 runs allowed depending on how many of these inherited runners the pen lets in.

Nice fucking night you clown.

 

[scott91575]

well that worked out well

 

[Jaxbuck]

Goddamn I hate these motherfuckers.

 

[Jaxbuck]

down 1
bottom 9
1st and 3rd, 1 out
Cozart K's looking
Heisey K's swinging

 

[buckeyescott11]

And the collapse has begun.

 

[Jt4prez]

We haven't been able to get the runner in from 3rd w/ less than 2 out all year and it was no different tonight. If we get 2 timely fly outs we win this game 6-5. This is what is most frustrating about the team...right now.

 

[jlb1705]

Reds have lost four straight. Grande has called four straight. Do the math.