Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[Bucknut24]

BP should be Honorable mention

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Good to see the Dustball trending on twitter for how much he sucks as a manager.

 

[scott91575]

3 Tards

3) Stubbs - he sucks at baseball
2) Dusty-too many to list
1) Bray-They sent a pitcher up to PH and he beat you. Go kill yourself.

Matt carpenter is not a pitcher. Are you thinking of Chris Carpenter?

Anyway, this team blows right now.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Matt carpenter is not a pitcher. Are you thinking of Chris Carpenter?

Anyway, this team blows right now.

lol-yeah its late

take off Bray and add Willie Mays Hayes

 

[Bucknut24]

There's 3 players I really enjoy watching on this team, Votto, Cozart and Mesoraco

 

[Jaxbuck]

There's 3 players I really enjoy watching on this team, Votto, Cozart and Mesoraco

I enjoy Bruce and Phillips without a bat in his hand.

I enjoy watching most of the pitchers, especially Chapman.

I'd rather shoot manager, LF, CF, 3B (offense) and the bench than look at them.

 

[brodybuck21]

but its still cold outside! Just wait till it warms up!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

BP should be Honorable mention

All of BP? Or just this thread?

 

[Bucknut24]

Joel Luckhaupt ‏ @jluckhaupt Close
This year is only the 3rd time since World War 2 ended that the #Reds have scored less than 35 runs in their first 11 games

 

[Jaxbuck]

Joel Luckhaupt ‏ @jluckhaupt Close
This year is only the 3rd time since World War 2 ended that the #Reds have scored less than 35 runs in their first 11 games

Just to keep track, we've now seen people have to dig back to 1901 and WWII to find this kind of offensive futility. It's like scUM fans talking about their 39 NC's.

 

[Bucknut24]

John Fay ‏ @johnfayman Close
#Reds lineup: Cozart 6, Stubbs 8, Votto 3, Phillips 4, Bruce 9, Rolen 5, Heisey 7, Mesoraco 2, Latos RHP.

Why is Stubbs at 2? ugh

Switch Heisey and Stubbs and you have the best lineup possible with these fucktards

 

[Jaxbuck]

John Fay ‏ @johnfayman Close
#Reds lineup: Cozart 6, Stubbs 8, Votto 3, Phillips 4, Bruce 9, Rolen 5, Heisey 7, Mesoraco 2, Latos RHP.

Why is Stubbs at 2? ugh

Switch Heisey and Stubbs and you have the best lineup possible with these fucktards

Does it really matter which one strikes out in the first inning and which one strikes out in the 3rd?

 

[BuckTilIDie6]

Well were off to a great start tonight. (censored)

 

[sepia5]

Dusty coaches a well disciplined team that does all the little things it takes to win games.

It's really unbelievable how many ways this team can fuck up right now.

 

[Bucknut24]

Looks like that trade for Latos is really doing us well