Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[jlb1705]

Pitch count was creeping up here for Blanton, and Mattingly is managing for their lives this weekend.

 

[Dryden]

FUCK JOE WEST!

That wasn't anywhere close to crossing the corner at any time during its flight. Off the plate from the time it left his hand.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bellisario needs some ear muffs to go with those glasses

 

[Jaxbuck]

Stubbs is as worthless as a cock flavored lolli pop

 

[scott91575]

Really brought the bats tonight. Hitting the crap out of the ball.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I sure am glad they started xavier paul over todd frzier tonight.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Come on lecure you fuck

 

[Jaxbuck]

West has a strike zone bigger than brady hokes ass and this meat whistle hits the leadoff man.

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT I HATE THIS TEAM

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lecure is french for "can't handle any type of pressure whatsoever"

How the fuck do you walk him?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dumbest team in baseball.

They'll get swept in the first round.

Fuck this shit.

 

[scott91575]

Brandon's head is so far up his ass all he can see is his colon. Heck, all the hitters have their head up their ass.

 

[scott91575]

On a schadenfreude note, the Astros are up 5-0 on Pittsburgh. That means the best they can do is leave Houston at .500 with road trips to NYM and Atlanta with a home stand vs. the Reds. That soft schedule is no longer soft, and they need to play over .500 to stop the streak.

edit: Oops, they are at home vs. Atlanta. Yet still not a given.

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Now I wont get to see them clinch..thanks a lot you fucking assholes.

 

[Bucknut24]

I think it's time for Brandon to get a day off, he's had a lot of just complete awful at bats