Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[Fungo Squiggly]

JFC, Brantley.

"A ball hit hard towards left center....no one is catching that ball.....and it's off of the 'UnderArmour' sign"..........................

"................................."

"......................any higher and that would have been a home run."

Hey, jackass. I don't know if that sign is in play or behind the bleachers. A little help here, dipshit.



Also? Brett Jackson has 53 K's in 106 AB's. He makes Drew Stubbs look like Willie Mays. (Actually, he doesn't. Jackson still has a better OBP and SLG than Drew. )

 

[scott91575]

This lineup is a Dusty special. He made it before he went to the hospital.

 

[jlb1705]

It's the resistable force vs. the moveable object today.

 

[Bucknut24]

runs!!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Jo-ey! Jo-ey! Jo-ey!

 

[Bucknut24]

not a bad's day at work for Mr. Votto, come in to pinch hit, hits RBI single, subbed out

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Five consecutive hits again? WTF!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

SIX?!?!? Seriously. Go buy a lottery ticket.

Nevermind. I missed Cairo's at-bat.

 

[Bucknut24]

1-2 count, Logan serves up a meatball

 

[Bucknut24]

they're gonna blow this game for Cueto

 

[Bucknut24]

2!

 

[jlb1705]

Magic Number: 2

It truly is magic because you watch it disappear and you have no idea how it actually happens.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Reds clinch a playoff berth for at least a wildcard. Magic #: 2

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Time to start re-scheduling my regular Thursday activities. Assholes.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Time to start re-scheduling my regular Thursday activities. Assholes.

What does 2 1/2 minutes with a blow up doll have to do with the reds being in the playoffs?