Reds Tidbits (2011 Season)

[jlb1705]

The 2nd inning is the new 1st inning.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Be nice to get Carpenters pitch count up a bit without getting down too many runs.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

JFC. It's the fucking pitcher for god's sake.

 

[Bestbuck36]

80 pitches in the 5th already for Carp but the Reds cant do a fucking thing when a runner gets on base. Bunch of sissies!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

One hit? One god damned hit?

 

[jlb1705]

On ever Reds player's baseball card under position it should say "Fetal".

 

[jlb1705]

One hit? One god damned hit?

I was just about to concede the no-hitter when Janish had a grounder squeak thru.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Votto you beautiful motherfucker you!!!!

 

[jlb1705]

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[jlb1705]

We just can't have nice things.

 

[Bestbuck36]

I guess Wood still hasnt gotten the memo.

Walk Pujols you dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bestbuck36]

Two good things here now. We are into the Cards bullpen and Logan Ondrusek is warming up. Both good news for the Reds.

Bad news is the Reds are punchin Judy's.

 

[jlb1705]

That slider is The Truth.

Lightning in the area. Chapman snuffs out the Cards after coming on with one out and a man on 3rd.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Fucking banana phone. Idiots!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fucking banana phone. Idiots!

Being annoyed by idiocy (as I am) and listening to the Banana phone is like hating tall people and watching the NBA.

You are setting yourself up for frustration.