Red Sox fans!

[OSUsushichic]

 

[BB73]

The cat has been told that you are all making fun of her plight... calling her fat and all....

She's weeping. She's also asked for David Ortiz's phone number.

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=left width="30%"></TD><TD noWrap align=middle width="25%"><!--Download Code --> </TD><TD align=middle width="5%">Price</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>

</TD><TD vAlign=top align=middle><!--512802--> </TD><!--<td align="center" valign=top>$0.0398</td>--><!--<td align="center" valign=top>$2.00</td>--><TD vAlign=top align=middle>$2.00</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left colSpan=3> </TD></TR><TR><TD align=left colSpan=3>To get David Ortiz, enter your Nextel phone number and select 'Go'. A message will be sent to your phone, which will direct you on how to complete the purchase.

YOU WILL NOT BE CHARGED UNTIL YOU SELECT 'BUY' FROM YOUR PHONE.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left colSpan=3><SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--function nextelPhoneForm(f) { if ( !PhoneNumberCheck(f.areaCode.value, f.phoneNumber3d.value, f.phoneNumber4d.value) ) { alert ( "Entered phone number is invalid. The area code is 3 digits, and the local postfix is 3 digits, and then 4 digits.\nPlease enter a valid destination cell phone number." ); f.areaCode.focus(); return false; } return true;}function PhoneNumberCheck(prefix, postfix3d, postfix4d) { var lng= 0; if (prefix.length != 3) return false; if ((postfix3d.length != 3) || (postfix4d.length != 4)) return false; lng= prefix.length; for (i= 0; i < lng; i++) { if ((prefix.charAt(i) < "0") || (prefix.charAt(i) > "9")) return false; } lng= postfix3d.length; for (i= 0; i < lng; i++) { if ((postfix3d.charAt(i) < "0") || (postfix3d.charAt(i) > "9")) return false; } lng= postfix4d.length; for (i= 0; i < lng; i++) { if ((postfix4d.charAt(i) < "0") || (postfix4d.charAt(i) > "9")) return false; } return true;}--></SCRIPT><!--<form name="formPay_zgc" action="iaLabels.php" method='post' onSubmit="return nextelPhoneForm(this)">--><FORM name=formPay_zgc onsubmit="return nextelPhoneForm(this)" action=selectItem.php method=post><INPUT type=hidden name=destination> <!-- NEXTEL --><!-- Hardcoded value for Nextel operator and phonebrand --><INPUT type=hidden value=201 name=phoneOperator> <INPUT type=hidden value=3042 name=phoneBrand> <INPUT type=hidden value=12802 name=code> <INPUT type=hidden value=2.00 name=cost> <INPUT type=hidden value=ia name=kind> <INPUT type=hidden value=zgc name=paymentOption> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=400 align=left border=0><!-- <tr align="left" valign="middle"> <td>Enter your cell phone model:</td> <td nowrap align=right><SELECT name="phoneBrand"> <OPTION value=0>Your cell phone</OPTION><option value="1326">Motorola i205-A</option><option value="1226">Motorola i205-F</option><option value="3091">Motorola i265</option><option value="90055">Motorola i275</option><option value="1126">Motorola i305-D</option><option value="9026">Motorola i305-G</option><option value="1726">Motorola i315</option><option value="1826">Motorola i325</option><option value="90075">Motorola i355</option><option value="8026">Motorola i530-A</option><option value="7026">Motorola i530-B</option><option value="3108">Motorola i605</option><option value="3072">Motorola i710</option><option value="3090">Motorola i720</option><option value="3036">Motorola i730</option><option value="3055">Motorola i733</option><option value="3073">Motorola i736</option><option value="90295">Motorola i760</option><option value="3060">Motorola i830</option><option value="90316">Motorola i836</option><option value="90183">Motorola i850</option><option value="3063">Motorola i860</option><option value="1626">Motorola i90c (R76.01.01 or later)</option><option value="1526">Motorola i95cl</option></SELECT></td> <td></td> </tr> //--><TBODY><TR><TD>Enter your NEXTEL phone number:</TD><TD noWrap align=right> (<INPUT class=input44 title="Your Google Toolbar can fill this in for you. Select AutoFill" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffa0" maxLength=3 size=3 name=areaCode>) <INPUT class=input44 title="Your Google Toolbar can fill this in for you. Select AutoFill" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffa0" maxLength=3 size=3 name=phoneNumber3d> - <INPUT class=input150 title="Your Google Toolbar can fill this in for you. Select AutoFill" style="WIDTH: 45px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffa0" maxLength=4 size=4 name=phoneNumber4d></TD><TD vAlign=top> <INPUT type=image alt=Go! src="http://nextel.zingy.com/i/nextel/en/bt_yl_go_v1_en.gif" border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FORM></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[OSUsushichic]

She's weeping. She's also asked for David Ortiz's phone number.

That's funny -- that cat is about as round as Big Papi.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's funny -- that cat is about as round as Big Papi.

No true Sox fan would rip on Poppy. No wonder you haven't paid. Sears already sent me 1 Billion dollars.

 

[OSUsushichic]

No true Sox fan would rip on Poppy. No wonder you haven't paid. Sears already sent me 1 Billion dollars.

Check your bank. Are you happy?

NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET THE KITTY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BB73]

Please stop, BKB. Cats are rebelling all over.

 

[BB73]

This cat won't last much longer.

 

[BB73]

BKB, please stop the genetic experimentation.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Nor will this one...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

BKB, please stop the genetic experimentation.

DAYUM

 

[BB73]

This cat is heading your way on a rescue mission. Don't look directly at her eyes.

I warned you.

 

[BB73]

Somebody turn the music down!

 

[BB73]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Limes do make good helmets -- bring it on, BKB!

 

[Jagdaddy]

Call em. I'll just disguise my voice.

Why bother? They'll just send Pam Anderson over to beat you down with her high-tech anti-stealth silicon assault headlights anyway. I'm sure you can take PETA's punishment like a man.