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RB Maurice Clarett (B1G Freshman of the Year, National Champion)

What "Where's our money, Mommy?" wants, is attention. Let's not give it to him or ESPiN. He blew it. They blew it. Let them all have exactly what they deserve.

By the way, Clarity, a future improvement suggestion. We need a smiley that can bend wide over and point to where that kiss can be planted!
 
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NewYorkBuck said:
Apology? If it can be shown that ESPN intentionally and without concrete evidence damaged the OSU program, I think OSU should sue ESPN blind.
This suggestion was brought up before and it was agreed the last thing we need is a small army of attorneys trying to find anything humanly possible (truth be damned) in order to defend ESPN. Thank God all their BS has had no impact at all on our recruiting.
 
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A Bipolar Afternoon at the Clarret's:


MoClarret: Would you like some more tea, Polly Prissypants?

MoClarret[As Polly Prissypants]: Yes Mo, I would love some tea, thank you.

MoClarret: You're very welcome Polly Prissypants.

MoClarret: Would you like some tea Clyde Frog?

MoClarret[As Clyde Frog]: Yes please, Mo. Why are you so cool?

MoClarret: Oh, I don't know Clyde Frog, I just am.

MoClarret[As Polly Prissypants]: You are so strong, and smart, and everybody likes you.

MoClarret: Why thank you Polly Prissypants, how nice of you.

MoClarret[As Peter Panda]: I like you Mo, you are the coolest guy in the world. This is tremendous tea.

MoClarret: Why thank you Peter Panda. It's a distinctive Earl Gray.
MoClarret[As Polly Prissypants]: Mo is the best.

MoClarret[As Clyde Frog]: Hooray for Mo.

MoClarret[As Peter Panda]: Mo kicks ass.


MoClarret: My goodness, that is a lovely dress you are wearing, Polly Prissypants.

MoClarret[As Polly Prissypants]: Oh, thank you Mo, you are a perfect gentleman. And you are smart and kewl.

MoClarret[As Peter Panda]: Yes, Mo, you are strong and smart and cool. Everybody likes you very much.

MoClarret: That's nice Peter Panda.

MoClarret: More tea Rumpletumskin?

MoClarret[As Rumpletumskin]: Yes please, Mo. You are tough and handsome.

MoClarret: Thank you Rumpletumskin, and what do you think about me Clyde Frog?

MoClarret[As Clyde Frog]: I think you're a big fat piece of crap.
[Silence]
MoClarret: Hey!


Kitty: Meow.
MoClarret: No kitty, this is my corned-beef cabbage.

Kitty: Meow.

MoClarret: No kitty, that's a bad kitty!

Kitty: Hiss!

Ms. Clarret: How is your beefy-roast, snookums?

MoClarret: Mom, can I ask you a question?

Ms. Clarret: Sure hon.

MoClarret: You know how my friend Billy has, like, a dad?

Ms. Clarret: Uh huh.

MoClarret: And my friend Kyle has a dad. And my friend Bobby has a dad.

Ms. Clarret: Yes?
[Silence]

Ms. Clarret: Well, what's your question hon?

MoClarret: [Pounding on the table]God damn it! Do I have a dad?!?

Ms. Clarret: Oh.

MoClarret: I want to know where I came from.

Ms. Clarret: Oh, hmm, well, you see Mo, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.

MoClarret: Uh huh.

Ms. Clarret: And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha.

[Silence]
MoClarret and Kitty stare blankly.

MoClarret: So who put his hoo-hoo-dilly in your cha-cha?
[Silence]
 
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>By TODD PORTER
Repository sports writer


<> Even as Ohio State begins to prepare for the Alamo Bowl on Dec. 29, there is a sense among some close Buckeye observers they are waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Again.</>As has been the case since he was suspended from Ohio State last season, former running back Maurice Clarett and ESPN The Magazine may not be finished with the Clarett scandal that rocked OSU a year after winning the national title.

Rumors have circulated for the last 10 days that Ohio State Head Coach Jim Tressel and/or Athletics Director Andy Geiger are on the hot seat and in jeopardy of losing their jobs. Geiger told The Repository on Monday there was no truth to that rumor — although he, too, has heard it.

“I just spent all day in Bricker Hall (OSU’s administrative offices) today and no one there seems to know anything about it,” Geiger said. “There is no truth to that whatsoever.”

Word is that Clarett recently tried to patch things up with Ohio State. He supposedly called Geiger to say he was willing to apologize and admit he fabricated most of what he told ESPN The Magazine. In turn he wanted OSU officials to issue public statements of support in order to help his reputation for April’s NFL Draft.

Ohio State supposedly declined the offer.

Geiger did not deny that such a scenario took place.

“There is always communication,” Geiger said when asked if he received a call from Clarett to patch up the relationship. “Beyond that, I cannot elaborate.”

If Clarett would rescind what he told ESPN The Magazine, it could lend credence to Ohio State’s assertion that the publication sought to tarnish the Buckeye football program.

Following Sunday’s Browns-Patriots game, Hall of Fame running back Jim Brown spoke to the media in Cleveland’s locker room. Brown was an adviser to Clarett during the NCAA investigation, but seems to have distanced himself from the Warren Harding graduate.

Asked what he made of Clarett’s recent comments about Ohio State, Brown shrugged his shoulders. Clarett told ESPN The Magazine that Tressel set him up with boosters who made sure he had money in his pocket and a car to drive. He also alleged tutors did class work for players.

<>Ohio State’s athletic department and football program were cleared of any wrongdoing in a months-long investigation by the NCAA after Clarett was suspended.

Brown saved his harshest criticism for Clarett and Geiger, and praised the job Tressel has done. Essentially, Brown said Clarett should have kept his mouth shut and not gone to ESPN The Magazine with the story.</>“I think the whole thing is a tragic affair,” Brown said. “I think Geiger handled things improperly from the start. But I also think Maurice talked about things he should not have talked about. It’s a tragedy for everybody. Jim Tressel is a good man. He’s been my friend for a long time. I hope nothing happens to damage his reputation, and I hope Maurice can play in the NFL.”

Asked if he thought Tressel would break NCAA rules for Clarett, Brown did not address the question.

“I don’t get into that,” said Brown, who has publicly criticized the NCAA in the past. “I don’t know what the NCAA rules are anyway. I think their rules are ridiculous, so I can’t get into that.”

<>You can reach Repository sports writer Todd Porter at (330) 580-8340 or e-mail: [email][email protected][/email]</>
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stowfan said:
Thank God all their BS has had no impact at all on our recruiting.

I'm not sure it's had a huge impact by any means but it's had a little one. Several players have mentioned they are concerned about possible NCAA sanctions. Worthington has said he'll have to wait and see what happens and if you read between the lines that's part of the reason he's taking more visits. Bemoll's family was worried and wondering if he should look elsewhere before JT answered all their questions. Worthington also said he thought the allegations were keeping certain recruits from committing this past weekend. I'm assuming he meant Rico McCoy, who has discussed his concern about the Clarett situation many times. All these recruits that are worried should get a copy of this article.
 
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Looks like ESPiN is in deep dung with this latest report. However, to a non-buckeye, this really isn't that convincing. We need another article with more information, so everyone keep your eyes peeled for such a writeup (even if its just this same article from a bigger source like cnnsi.com, which wouldn't convince me any moreso, but would convince non osu fans more).
 
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As much as I would like to see ESPiN eat a big shit sandwich, I think Mo should be told to go fuck himself. Saying sorry for shooting someone in the foot just isn't enough. He needs to learn to think BEFORE he speaks.
 
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Dangit, why can't it be 2007? Why can't Fox be taking over football coverage and jump all over ESPiN to solidify their position as the network that isn't a tabloid on steroids.

I don't want a lawsuit, that's the last thing they need. But how bout building up a strong enough case to threaten ESPiN and make them issue a formal apology? Unlikely, but it would be truly beautiful. Maybe they could invite Tom Friend over for the christmas present to the defense. Better yet, rather than let Fraser, Hawk, and Whitner go ape on him, why don't we let Geiger, Tressel and Bollman suit up. Imagine the look on his face when he's already been knocked down by the first two and Bollman is plummeting downwards towards him, reading to flatten him into oblivion.
 
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Heh ...

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Has there ever been this talented of a player who singlehandedly ruined his life by doing nothing more than lying? I'm sure tons have been ruined by drugs/violence/etc, but I can't remember a player who seemed to be this promising screw up his life so much. Suck it clarett.
 
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Has there ever been this talented of a player who singlehandedly ruined his life by doing nothing more than lying? I'm sure tons have been ruined by drugs/violence/etc, but I can't remember a player who seemed to be this promising screw up his life so much. Suck it clarett.

Malcontents will be Malcontents.... Would Eric Dickerson be the NFL's all time leading rusher if he had kept his yap shut and played.... Barry?
 
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