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R.I.P Brittany Murphy

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NFBuck;1651302; said:
In other news, I'm suing the Colorado lottery. Me not winning the last twenty seven drawings has directly contributed to me not being a multi-millionaire.
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Legally speaking, NFB, you'd have to kill yourself (and leave a note expressly blaming the CO Lotto) to have a cognizable claim.
 
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Wasn't she in that movie, "The Dead Girl" a couple years ago?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP_Z35DRpOU"]YouTube- BRITTANY MURPHY STUDIED DRUGS FOR THE DEAD GIRL[/ame]
 
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

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Warner Bros. fired back at Simon Monjack's claims that the studio is responsible for Brittany Murphy's death by killing her with the burden of not voicing a singing penquin. Via E! News:

"Any claim that Warner Bros. Pictures was somehow responsible for Brittany Murphy's tragic death is demonstrably false, reprehensible and defamatory," they hit back in a statement.
"Despite press reports to the contrary, Warner Bros. Pictures and Ms. Murphy never entered into any deal for Happy Feet 2, and thus, there was no contract to cancel."
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Of course, this whole lawsuit debacle came into context last night when Simon Monjack was spotted outside of Chateau Marmount (above) and proceeded to plug his photography website while discussing the lawsuit. Which essentially makes him Tila Tequila. At this point, I'd suggest the two marry each other, but it'd only be a matter of time before one eventually kills the other then builds a mountain-sized billboard overselling their grief. I just couldn't do that to the environment.
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

After pretty much every news outlet in the world went "You've gotta be [censored]ing kidding me" in response to Simon Monjack charging admission for a Brittany Murphy memorial, the event was canceled last night, according to TMZ:

TMZ has learned guests for the event received the following email from someone at the Brittany Murphy Foundation, "So sorry but the memorial has been canceled due to an illness in the family."
We spoke with Rabbi David Baron, who was supposed to conduct the memorial, who told us when the call came in, the person who canceled never gave a reason.
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In Simon Monjack's defense, it never had a chance of becoming the magical evening he expected when the coroner's office refused to turn Brittany Murphy's body into a functional marionette that can hold a credit card reader. At that point, it would've been a disgrace to her memory and artistic integrity to go on with the show. But, hey, thank God for mail fraud. Amirite?
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