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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
(btw... don't look at my post count. The shareholders are satisfied with my managment.. nothing to see here... move along)
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Don't give me that "Shareholders are satisfied" bullshit. You ARE the shareholders.

And your dry cleaning won't be ready until tomorrow at 4. Asshole.
 
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vrbryant said:
If she would just never eat, we wouldn't have a problem. However, this is sadly not the case. Envision something that looks like this:

..(only older and uglier) eating hard pretzels and mints the way I imagine a large construction vehicle would 'eat' a pile of glass and loose debris.

Unfortunately, I still have about five days of this left.
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Well yeah.. everyday at noon and 3pm .. the jackass next to me chomps down a giant cup of ice... oh and at noon he eats-- rather slurps and grunts down on of those Maruchaun instant lunches...

I would have killed him by now... but we have a support group here and we have an IM conference doing a play by play...

We'd ask him to stop... but he doesn't handle stress well.. and it would be sort of like taking his swingline stapler away... so.. either he burns the place to the gorund... or puts on his postal oufit and brings an AK-47.
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Well yeah.. everyday at noon and 3pm .. the jackass next to me chomps down a giant cup of ice... oh and at noon he eats-- rather slurps and grunts down on of those Maruchaun instant lunches...

I would have killed him by now... but we have a support group here and we have an IM conference doing a play by play...

We'd ask him to stop... but he doesn't handle stress well.. and it would be sort of like taking his swingline stapler away... so.. either he burns the place to the gorund... or puts on his postal oufit and brings an AK-47.
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I would, of course, be more than happy to help you hide the body, too, should it come to that.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Probably not. Seems someone tried to make a bridge to the moon and used the rest.
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In Peach's defense, it DID seem like a good idea at the time. Oh, well. I'll figure it out. I'll be back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed tomorrow morning and I'll have your dry-cleaning in tow.

Was it just your dresses or did you have a skirt for pickup, too?
 
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Bucky Katt said:
In Peach's defense, it DID seem like a good idea at the time. Oh, well. I'll figure it out. I'll be back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed tomorrow morning and I'll have your dry-cleaning in tow.

Was it just your dresses or did you have a skirt for pickup, too?
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No, just the dress.
I mean... cough cough... how about those Bears? Huh? Could go all the way this year....
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
You should know, in Kbucks mind "body" is what you and I mean when we say "Sausage"
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Oh, dear... ummm... well... thanks for clearing up this misunderstanding... um... hmmm... sorry, AKAK. Guess I can't help you after all...

Hey, BKB! I thought I told you to stay away from my dresses! Get out of my closet, would you!

(Oh, and Bucky, building a bridge to the moon is still a good idea. It's just the rope that didn't work out so well.)
 
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