QB Kirk ‘Nightmare On’ Herbstreit (Frosted Quips, False Narratives Clown, Afraid of THE Lunatic Fringe)

[BB73]

I'm confused. Who is getting banged doggystyle? Taylor, Travis, Kirk, or the dog?

All of the above.

 

[iambrutus]

but he threw a football 30 yards between the goal posts without warming up....

 

[Jaxbuck]

Our coach always said put your dick in the dirt

The key to that is to maintain a straight face, stand there and say, "it is. now what?"

 

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[Buckeye86]

Surprised he didn’t make his dog ride a motorcycle (assuming that’s what he did, I didn’t watch).

Please like me! Please!

 

[muffler dragon]

Surprised he didn’t make his dog ride a motorcycle (assuming that’s what he did, I didn’t watch).

Please like me! Please!

I didn't watch it either, but you and I both know Herbie rides bitch on a motorcycle.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I didn't watch it either, but you and I both know Herbie rides bitch on a motorcycle.

He was riding bitch on his tricycle when he was 3. It’s in his dna.

 

[Buckeye86]

I didn't watch it either, but you and I both know Herbie rides bitch on a motorcycle.

With a guy in a duck costume.

 

[Buckeye86]

With a guy in a duck costume.

Or girl in a duck costume.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

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Andrew Marchand not a fan of Kirk Herbstreit's travel segments: 'No one cares about your hard travel!'

As Kirk Herbstreit criss-crossed America for College GameDay and Texas-Oklahoma on Saturday, Andrew Marchand didn't see what the big fuss was.

awfulannouncing.com

 

[Steve19]

Did Peter join the mile high club with Kirk? Asking for a friend.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Did Peter join the mile high club with Kirk? Asking for a friend.

I’m actually going to say no … but only because Kirk would have told us about it if it had happened.

 

[BB73]

Did Peter join the mile high club with Kirk? Asking for a friend.

They went through half a jar of peanut butter, does that count?

 

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