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QB Kirk ‘Nightmare On’ Herbstreit (Frosted Quips, Afraid of THE Lunatic Fringe)

I can't wait for him to just smear shit all over Clemson and his own kids to prove he's fair. I expect unprovable accusations, hyperbolic hissy fits about setting the program back decades, sleepy poll voting, twitter wars with Trevor Lawrence calling him a bitch while talking about how ND or FSU's QB has so much motherfucking moxie it will make you want to suck his dick.

Gonna be a wild ride, but that's how Herbie proves he's only loyal to the $$$$.

I imagine Nashville will be too close to Clemson and they'll have to move again also. Poor Herbies. Just can't catch a break smh
 
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Haven't heard anything out of this douchebag's face since last year. Still....fuck him for something stupid he probably said somewhere.

Ass hat.
He said the team (I forget which one) should try helping the tackle by chipping with the RB immediately after the DE ran past the OT and over the RB trying to chip to get the sack last week in the Miami/Florida game.
 
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I can't wait for him to just smear shit all over Clemson and his own kids to prove he's fair. I expect unprovable accusations, hyperbolic hissy fits about setting the program back decades, sleepy poll voting, twitter wars with Trevor Lawrence calling him a bitch while talking about how ND or FSU's QB has so much motherfucking moxie it will make you want to suck his dick.

Gonna be a wild ride, but that's how Herbie proves he's only loyal to the $$$$.

I imagine Nashville will be too close to Clemson and they'll have to move again also. Poor Herbies. Just can't catch a break smh
Would be nice, but his kids getting to walk on there is the price for Dabo and his Ostarine and bag men never being mentioned again.
 
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Would be nice, but his kids getting to walk on there is the price for Dabo and his Ostarine and bag men never being mentioned again.


A (now former) coach in the Clemson athletic department caught on an FBI wiretap talking about the football team "taking care of" people.

Multiple players melting steroid piss test.

No one in the media says a word.

Far be it from me to defend Herbie but either every sportswriter/empty headed tv personality in America has sons walking on at Clemson or the world wide leader in sports has determined that blaspheme of the right reverend Swinney is bad for business and moved it up the list of commandments.
 
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A (now former) coach in the Clemson athletic department caught on an FBI wiretap talking about the football team "taking care of" people.

Just a passing mention and then it disappeared, and, as far as I know, nobody has directly asked Dabo about it. Coastal Carolina and the Citadel had better watch their asses because you know the NCAA's looking at them.
 
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I didn't know his sons were at Clemson until I heard some comments during the broadcast yesterday and had to check it out to see if it was for real. I'm old enough to remember when those boys were in UA and dreamed of being Buckeyes. I guess when you move to Nashville, you just have to change your dream school to Clemson.
well when Reverend Dabo offers your boys walk on spots for your continued silence on questionable matters and continual praise as required by your employer dream schools change
 
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I didn't know his sons were at Clemson until I heard some comments during the broadcast yesterday and had to check it out to see if it was for real. I'm old enough to remember when those boys were in UA and dreamed of being Buckeyes. I guess when you move to Nashville, you just have to change your dream school to Clemson.

Just think, if they were a couple years older they'd be at Alabama.

If they were a decade older they'd be at USC

A lot older and they are at Da U

Dad was a man of his word. He had sons and they would never become a QB at Ohio State.


EDIT

Just noticed the fake Buckeye alumni folder and it's glorious

well done
 
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As past posts indicate, I'm not a fan of Herbstreit, but I actually thought that he did a nice job calling the LSU-Florida game. A lot of observations about how plays developed that seemed on point. Also, fewer "physicalitys" and other cliches than usual.
 
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As past posts indicate, I'm not a fan of Herbstreit, but I actually thought that he did a nice job calling the LSU-Florida game. A lot of observations about how plays developed that seemed on point. Also, fewer "physicalitys" and other cliches than usual.

When you catch yourself feeling this way, remember this:

HerbieTraitor.jpg
 
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