Pull up those britches, or go to jail!

[Jake]

Canton City Councilwoman Mary Cirelli says constituents have raised concerns about how the fashion trend leaves underwear and sometimes bare rear ends visible. The 70-year-old Democrat says that's rude, and she has sent a memo to the city's law director asking whether Canton's public indecency law would provide some coverage.

Joseph Martuccio says he'll take a look if time permits, though he says using the law to crack down on baggy britches may violate the wearer's constitutional rights.

I'm pretty sure there isn't a Constitutional right to dress like a fool but it's not illegal, either. Last I checked, Canton has far bigger issues than droopy pants.

 

[Mike80]

I'm pretty sure there isn't a Constitutional right to dress like a fool but it's not illegal, either. Last I checked, Canton has far bigger issues than droopy pants.

Why those nasty damned Republicans and those idiot conservatives are....wait what? She's a Democrat?

Bush's fault!!



But seriously, there is a reason Canton is screwed up and it's crap like this.

 

[fourteenandoh]

my stepdad is a cop in a somewhat urban area and he loves it when guys have their pants down around their knees because it gives him a chance to catch them. otherwise, he wouldn't stand a chance in a foot-race.