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Proof the World is Nuts

CCI

Metal Rules
this waz fun to read true or not true????

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a
brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close
to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed
to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do
so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Makes sense to me!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man
to! have sex with a woman and her mother at the
same time.

( I presume this was a big enough problem that
they had to pass this law?)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Is this near Bolivia?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in places where
alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls
over on its right side when intoxicated.

From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the
govt. pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(YUK!!)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too)

And, the best for last..... Turtles can
breathe through their asses.

(Do you think they have bad breath?)
:osu:
 
cant call it said:

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close
to this?)
Damn, that is a great job. Who in the heck thought of this law anyways.
 
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