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Probably Wisky Fans...

7052. (a) Every person who willfully mutilates, disinters, removes from the place of interment, or commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, any remains known to be human, without authority of law, is guilty of a felony. This section does not apply to any person who, under authority of law, removes the remains for reinterment, or performs a cremation.

Quite the loophole, wouldn't you say? I guess cremation is the business of choice for you aspiring necropheliacs. :sick1:
 
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7052. (a) Every person who willfully mutilates, disinters, removes from the place of interment, or commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, any remains known to be human, without authority of law, is guilty of a felony. This section does not apply to any person who, under authority of law, removes the remains for reinterment, or performs a cremation.

Quite the loophole, wouldn't you say? I guess cremation is the business of choice for you aspiring necropheliacs.

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire....
 
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These kids should have spent more time on the web reading about our best friend, China. They could have come up with a much better excuse!

Parts of rural China are seeing a burgeoning market for female corpses, the result of the reappearance of a strange custom called ?ghost marriages?. Chinese tradition demands that husbands and wives always share a grave. Sometimes, when a man died unmarried, his parents would procure the body of a woman, hold a ?wedding? and bury the couple together.
China's corpse brides | Wet goods and dry goods | Economist.com
 
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Is it legal outside of Wisconsin if you are a Zombie?

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