Probably Wisky Fans...

[RugbyBuck]

I think I'd go with KY - Reaninmating Liquid, actually.

 

[AKAK]

I think I'd go with KY - Reaninmating Liquid, actually.

That would probably help with rigor mortis of the sphincter.

 

[RugbyBuck]

That would probably help with rigor mortis of the sphincter.

Dude! Are you actually suggesting ASS fucking a corpse? That would be disgusting.

 

[AKAK]

Dude! Are you actually suggesting ASS fucking a corpse? That would be disgusting.

Hey... she's not gonna object...

 

[OCBucksFan]

Dude! Are you actually suggesting ASS fucking a corpse? That would be disgusting.

Dead girls can't say no.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Dude! Are you actually suggesting ASS fucking a corpse? That would be disgusting.

if you don't want her to get pregnant, do you have any better ideas?

unless you wear a condom.

 

[RugbyBuck]

But they can say things like, "Whooo, whoo" and rattle chains and haunt your ass if you don't treat'em right.

Should you bother to give her the reach-around?

 

[Deety]

This is precisely why I've made reasonable efforts to remain among the living the past few years.

 

[RugbyBuck]

This is precisely why I've made reasonable efforts to remain among the living the past few years.

Because you don't want to be ass-banged by BN27, OCB, and AKAK? If you were dead would you want the reach-around or would that be overkill?

 

[AKAK]

This is precisely why I've made reasonable efforts to remain among the living the past few years.

Cremation is sounding better and better isn't it?

 

[Taosman]

I've been waiting for this moment! :tongue2:

"I'd hit it!"

You little zipper-neck!!! (from Young Frankenstein)

 

[AKAK]

But they can say things like, "Whooo, whoo" and rattle chains and haunt your ass if you don't treat'em right.

Should you bother to give her the reach-around?

You just bothered to dig her dead ass up... why stop now?

 

[OCBuckWife]

Accused Grave Robbers Dodge Sex Charges

Chippewa.com

Hrm... Legal to have sex with corpses in Wisconsin? Mental note, don't download any porn from Wisconsin.

Whoopsie....after doing a little digging I retract my comment. Seems we do have a statute!

7052. (a) Every person who willfully mutilates, disinters, removes from the place of interment, or commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, any remains known to be human, without authority of law, is guilty of a felony. This section does not apply to any person who, under authority of law, removes the remains for reinterment, or performs a cremation.
(b) For purposes of this section, the following definitions apply:
(1) "Sexual penetration" means the unlawful penetration of the vagina or anus, however slight, by any part of a person's body or other object, or any act of sexual contact between the sex organs of a person and the mouth or anus of a dead body, or any oral copulation of a dead human body for the purpose of sexual arousal, gratification, or abuse.
(2) "Sexual contact" means any willful touching by a person of an intimate part of a dead human body for the purpose of sexual arousal, gratification, or abuse.

 

[RugbyBuck]

You just bothered to dig her dead ass up... why stop now?

Oral? We are talking about Badger fans, after all.

 

[AKAK]

Oral?

Might as well pop an eye out.