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Predict Mili's Response

She's so ugly, she's been turned down more times than a bedspread.

On Halloween, everyone dresses up like her.

The Dr. hired her to stand outside his office and make people sick.

Her mother had to tie a steak around the dog's neck just to get him to play with her.

She's so ugly that her husband takes her to work with him every day just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
 
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I wouldn't hit it with your stick....

We've talked about slump-busters before, how drunk would you have to be to hit that?

I'd have to be so freakin' hammered that you'd have to tie my shit to a popsicle stick just to keep it upright.
 
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That pic makes me want to


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Speaking of that I should have some college girls doing that in my b-room tomorrow night. Freshmen can't hold their alcohol dammit. :lol:
 
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