Poor iguana (merged)

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Never give an iguana viagra...

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[BuckNutty]

Poor bastard. :(

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Hell, he has a spare.

No worries.

 

[sandgk]

In The Event of an Erection Lasting More 7 days

Hopefully your solution is a little more humane than what this priapic lizard has to suffer ..
Cut it Off

Iguana's Stubborn Erection to Get The Chop
Fri Jan 26, 7:18 AM ET

Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.
"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

I've got a sneaking feeling he will know exactly what amputation does in a day or so.
Good job he has a backup, I guess. Though he'll obviously only feel like half a "man."

 

[Best Buckeye]

Hopefully your solution is a little more humane than what this priapic lizard has to suffer ..
Cut it Off
I've got a sneaking feeling he will know exactly what amputation does in a day or so.
Good job he has a backup, I guess. Though he'll obviously only feel like half a "man."

Apparently these people are outside the reach of the natl assoc for the prev of cruelty for animals. other wise they would sue for making the Iguana feel like "half of an Iguana"

 

[msj2487]

Hate to have to do it to ya sand, but:

Poor Iguana

 

[Taosman]

It will probably just grow back!
And then he'll be one studly reptile!

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...pictures&start=3&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=3

 

[ScriptOhio]

She could give anyone an erection (even an iguana):