Pollyanna Found Flattened Beneath Crushing Weight of Fact

[localyokel]

I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.

It's a Zen koan. You're not supposed to understand it intellectually. You're supposed to ponder it until you achieve enlightenment.

Good luck. This is a timed test. :hour:

Oh, and never again reference that supposed example of ancient Chinese wisdom: Crisis = Danger + Opportunity, because it's bogus. 'Kay? 'Kay.

 

[localyokel]

PS: I type my posts with my fingers, almost all the time.

 

[AKAK]

It's a Zen koan. You're not supposed to understand it intellectually.

Well, I've achieved step one.

 

[localyokel]

Well, I've achieved step one.

 

[scott91575]

I have no idea what's going on.

 

[localyokel]

I have no idea what's going on.

Just relax and let the wisdom soak in. Not everybody cottons to this stuff.
Some like it. Some say "no soap." No big deal. Everyone has a different rate at which they absorb this kind of material.
Give yourself a chance. You may find that, if it doesn't rub you the wrong way, understanding it will be a snap.

 

[buxfan4life]

Puff puff pass, man. Geez. Quit bogarting.

 

[localyokel]

Wait...is that a rolling paper? I'm so out of touch with the kidz these days. I thought it was a bath towel.

Sorry. Wrong puns.

 

[Mike80]

 

[Donnyjr]

Cheese makes my poop hard

 

[Buckeye86]

I have no idea what's going on.

That's it, that's the melody to funky town!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CImrIKNmBo"]Lipps Inc - Funky Town (1980) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Saw31]

Beer makes me more smarter...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Beer makes me loud farter...

Me, too...

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Oh, and never again reference that supposed example of ancient Chinese wisdom: Crisis = Danger + Opportunity, because it's bogus. 'Kay? 'Kay.

I got your ancient Chinese wisdom right here.