Police Lieutenant Fired For Having Sex in a Bathroom after Astros Game

[AJHawkfan]

I think he had other things on his mind... like... Don't worry honey; This will only take a minute.......

D'OH!

 

[NightmaresDad]

Which poses the almighty million dollar question...Did he finish?

According to the article, he did:

"A Houston police lieutenant has been relieved ..."

 

[ScriptOhio]

At least he "scored" more than the Rangers did.


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(22-21)
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(24-20)
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[The Man]

Wife and wife's friend?

I think they should make him a hostage negotiator.

I am still laughing, that is so damn true.

 

[Buckin' A]

This has to go down as one of the greatest threads ever. The responses so far have been hilarious. If i worked with that guy..his new nickname would absolutely be "Ballpark Frank."

 

[IronBuckI]

uni–
pref. Single; one
[Latin ūni-, from ūnus, one.]

I think this is the problem. Evidently they were unaware of the meaning of the prefix uni. They should have found the bi-sex bathroom and everything would have been alright.