Police/Legal Blotter (stop breaking the law, asshole!)

[BB73]

A pun? on BP?
Noooooo

We usually nip those in the bud before people go nuts. There's some ball-busting, but we're not too hard on those just dicking around, telling some cock n' bull story. But if things are stretched too far, we'll give them the shaft because we're really a bunch of elitist pricks.

 

[brodybuck21]

We usually nip those in the bud before people go nuts. There's some ball-busting, but we're not too hard on those just dicking around, telling some cock n' bull story. But if things are stretched too far, we'll give them the shaft because we're really a bunch of elitist pricks.

gpa

 

[localyokel]

No pun intended I'm sure.

Originally, a

I did notice it after I wrote it, but didn't feel like taking the time to trim my post.

Apologies if it's upsetting anyone--I realize it's a sore subject for a lot of people.

OK, now this is deliberate, and I'm sorry. I'll cut it out.

 

[sharkonwheels]

We usually nip those in the bud before people go nuts. There's some ball-busting, but we're not too hard on those just dicking around, telling some cock n' bull story. But if things are stretched too far, we'll give them the shaft because we're really a bunch of elitist pricks.

You guys are fuggin' NUTS!

 

[Gatorubet]

Originally, a

I did notice it after I wrote it, but didn't feel like taking the time to trim my post.

Apologies if it's upsetting anyone--I realize it's a sore subject for a lot of people.

OK, now this is deliberate, and I'm sorry. I'll cut it out.

What was originally a cigar banana???

 

[BB73]

What was originally a cigar banana???

If you don't find Sigmund a-peeling, can you talk about your relationship with your own father?

 

[Dryden]

Once again, some people getting a bit teste has tainted an otherwise perfectly on-topic thread.

 

[wadc45]

What was originally a cigar banana???

I see a beard and a douchebag...

 

[tundra1]

What was originally a cigar banana???

You'd have to ask the experts on that subject--

 

[Gatorubet]

If you don't find Sigmund a-peeling, can you talk about your relationship with your own father?

I never knew my father, but Bestbuckeye was the neighborhood milkman.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

We usually nip those in the bud before people go nuts. There's some ball-busting, but we're not too hard on those just dicking around, telling some cock n' bull story. But if things are stretched too far, we'll give them the shaft because we're really a bunch of elitist pricks.

Well, if you can't beat 'em, scrotum...

 

[Saw31]

Puntastic!!

 

[WolverineMike]

MSU player, others charged in Detroit school theft


By COREY WILLIAMS, Associated Press Writer 57 minutes ago






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DETROIT (AP)—A Michigan State football player is among 10 men charged in the theft of 104 Detroit Public Schools laptop computers valued at $158,000.

Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy announced the charges Tuesday against 19-year-old Dion Sims and the other defendants. The Spartans list Sims as a sophomore tight end and the school said he has been suspended.

The computers were stolen in December 2009 to January 2010 from five schools. Some have been tracked to Arizona, California, Florida, Minnesota, Ohio, Tennessee and Wisconsin, as well as Canada and the United Arab Emirates.

Sims is charged with receiving and concealing stolen property. A message seeking comment was left with Michigan State.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-t25-michiganst-schooltheft

 

[colobuck79]

Gee, is $158k enough for this to be considered a felony?

 

[LightningRod]

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-t25-michiganst-schooltheft

He had a great role model.

Dad of accused MSU player faces similar rap

The father of the MSU football player accused in the $158,000 laptop theft ring is facing similar charges in Ann Arbor.

Dion Sims? father, Donald Lewis Sims Jr., the former business administrator at the University of Michigan?s Center for Afro American and African Studies, is facing four felony embezzlement charges. He?s accused of using U-M money to purchase $74,000 worth of computers and computer-related equipment, and for making $14,000 in other fraudulent purchases.

Diane Brown, spokeswoman for the University of Michigan police, said this afternoon that the father was arrested and arraigned in June and faces an upcoming court date on the charges. She said he purchased at least 75 computers and 14 computer-related items ? items for which the university was not reimbursed. The purchases happened between 2008 and 2010.

?He was essentially in a position to be able to purchase laptops or computers and they were used for his own personal purposes,? Brown said.

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